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gunnels 04-24-2013 10:18 PM

So, uh, today I found out this is a thing...


Anybody here fancy a roll in the cornfield?

Burning Down 04-24-2013 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1311058)
Aww isn't that sweet! Missionary gets a bad rep, but I certainly enjoy it. It can also be very passionate, particularly if you have great chemistry with someone.

Yeah definitely. And there are so many ways to modify it to make it better.

Paul Smeenus 04-24-2013 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1311123)
So, uh, today I found out this is a thing...


Anybody here fancy a roll in the cornfield?



http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4...vqzo1_1280.jpg



*edited to add: this is actually my first post to this thread. I'm not sure how I feel about that. I dunno how to do the NSFW spoiler thing, but seems to me the whole thread should be considered NSFW

gunnels 04-24-2013 10:59 PM

That second one from the right is terrifying.
Like, I wouldn't even know what to do with that thing.

djchameleon 04-24-2013 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1311141)
That second one from the right is terrifying.
Like, I wouldn't even know what to do with that thing.

Just relax, lube up and let it slide in

Scarlett O'Hara 04-25-2013 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1311126)
Yeah definitely. And there are so many ways to modify it to make it better.

That's right, just shove the legs over the shoulders and you have my favourite position.

I had this one guy who kind of lay on me with all his weight and just kind of jerked in bits. It was really weird!

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1311146)
Just relax, lube up and let it slide in

:laughing:

Sorry DJ, but I was kind of imagining you were doing that to yourself the way you said that!

Janszoon 04-25-2013 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1311141)
That second one from the right is terrifying.
Like, I wouldn't even know what to do with that thing.

Maybe that one is the only normal size one and the rest are tiny.

djchameleon 04-25-2013 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1311169)

Sorry DJ, but I was kind of imagining you were doing that to yourself the way you said that!


:rofl: funny while you were imagining that, I was imagining doing it to you and you enjoying it so much. :love:

Burning Down 04-25-2013 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1311169)
That's right, just shove the legs over the shoulders and you have my favourite position.

I had this one guy who kind of lay on me with all his weight and just kind of jerked in bits. It was really weird!

Legs on shoulders is the best. I think we are kindred spirits :laughing:

And that's just strange... was he trying to do this? lol.

The Batlord 04-25-2013 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1311123)
So, uh, today I found out this is a thing...


Anybody here fancy a roll in the cornfield?

Why are they calling corn a fruit?


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