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Old 04-18-2013, 07:12 AM   #7461 (permalink)
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I thought you said you had dated a girl for a while who ended up dumping you? Did you not pound her love muffin? Or were you taking it slow?
We didn't do anything. She said she had a bad experience with a guy before dating me and wanted to take this aspect slow.
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Old 04-18-2013, 07:20 AM   #7462 (permalink)
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Is there any place where white skinny weirdos can get laid? Besides Portland I mean, because I want to freak out some chicks, errr... I mean get my freak on.

Apparently, Sweden. According to my friends, lol.
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Old 04-18-2013, 07:33 AM   #7463 (permalink)
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A guy rimmed me once and I had a freaking heart attack because I wasn't expecting it. I did not find it pleasurable, I was rather repulsed. The guy even tried kissing me after! But hey, each to their own. Maybe I need it done more than once to really know if I like it.
Did he insert his tongue or just on the surface of it?

Surface is as far as I'll go
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Old 04-18-2013, 09:22 AM   #7464 (permalink)
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Re: rimming, it's only ever happened to me in Morocco. Wish it happened in Turkey once in a while.
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Old 04-18-2013, 09:26 AM   #7465 (permalink)
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If a dude even thought about going anywhere near my ******* I would punch him. Legit.
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Old 04-18-2013, 11:28 AM   #7466 (permalink)
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At night you can go to any street corner in any sketchy neighborhood and if you have fifty bucks, you will find someone who is right for you.
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Old 04-18-2013, 12:03 PM   #7467 (permalink)
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If a dude even thought about going anywhere near my ******* I would punch him. Legit.
No wonder you are single. A good salad tossing never hurt anybody.
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Old 04-18-2013, 01:42 PM   #7468 (permalink)
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A guy rimmed me once and I had a freaking heart attack because I wasn't expecting it. I did not find it pleasurable, I was rather repulsed. The guy even tried kissing me after! But hey, each to their own. Maybe I need it done more than once to really know if I like it.
That's just gross. Ugh! Ass is off limits for me. It's just too gross to be a turn on for me. Luckily it's also off limits for him so I don't have anything to worry about, lol.
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Old 04-18-2013, 01:48 PM   #7469 (permalink)
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Rimming ftw. I can't believe how many women find this a turn off. A real shame

I have always preferred nice, chunky arses aesthetically to any other part of a woman's body (maybe one or two exceptions) so obviously I enjoy shoving my face into some batty and munching on a bit of anus every now and then.

lol at me posting in the sex thread.
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Old 04-18-2013, 01:56 PM   #7470 (permalink)
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The area of the body we are talking about is about the least hygienic you can get. If I stick something there, it won't be my tongue.
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