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scleaves 04-18-2013 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1308272)
I thought you said you had dated a girl for a while who ended up dumping you? Did you not pound her love muffin? Or were you taking it slow?

We didn't do anything. She said she had a bad experience with a guy before dating me and wanted to take this aspect slow.

PoorOldPo 04-18-2013 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Always (Post 1308349)
Is there any place where white skinny weirdos can get laid? Besides Portland I mean, because I want to freak out some chicks, errr... I mean get my freak on.


Apparently, Sweden. According to my friends, lol.

djchameleon 04-18-2013 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1308312)
A guy rimmed me once and I had a freaking heart attack because I wasn't expecting it. I did not find it pleasurable, I was rather repulsed. The guy even tried kissing me after! But hey, each to their own. Maybe I need it done more than once to really know if I like it.

Did he insert his tongue or just on the surface of it?

Surface is as far as I'll go

misspoptart 04-18-2013 08:22 AM

Re: rimming, it's only ever happened to me in Morocco. Wish it happened in Turkey once in a while.

FETCHER. 04-18-2013 08:26 AM

If a dude even thought about going anywhere near my ******* I would punch him. Legit.

The Batlord 04-18-2013 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Always (Post 1308349)
Is there any place where white skinny weirdos can get laid? Besides Portland I mean, because I want to freak out some chicks, errr... I mean get my freak on.

At night you can go to any street corner in any sketchy neighborhood and if you have fifty bucks, you will find someone who is right for you.

FRED HALE SR. 04-18-2013 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1308421)
If a dude even thought about going anywhere near my ******* I would punch him. Legit.

No wonder you are single. A good salad tossing never hurt anybody.

Burning Down 04-18-2013 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1308312)
A guy rimmed me once and I had a freaking heart attack because I wasn't expecting it. I did not find it pleasurable, I was rather repulsed. The guy even tried kissing me after! But hey, each to their own. Maybe I need it done more than once to really know if I like it.

That's just gross. Ugh! Ass is off limits for me. It's just too gross to be a turn on for me. Luckily it's also off limits for him so I don't have anything to worry about, lol.

Cuthbert 04-18-2013 12:48 PM

Rimming ftw. I can't believe how many women find this a turn off. A real shame :(

I have always preferred nice, chunky arses aesthetically to any other part of a woman's body (maybe one or two exceptions) so obviously I enjoy shoving my face into some batty and munching on a bit of anus every now and then.

lol at me posting in the sex thread.

scleaves 04-18-2013 12:56 PM

The area of the body we are talking about is about the least hygienic you can get. If I stick something there, it won't be my tongue.


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