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Old 04-17-2013, 11:02 PM   #7451 (permalink)
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I thought you said you had dated a girl for a while who ended up dumping you? Did you not pound her love muffin? Or were you taking it slow?
Sex is delicious.
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:07 PM   #7452 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:49 PM   #7453 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:51 PM   #7454 (permalink)
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Getting your butt eaten can either be awesome or ew
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:53 PM   #7455 (permalink)
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Getting your butt eaten can either be awesome or ew
A guy rimmed me once and I had a freaking heart attack because I wasn't expecting it. I did not find it pleasurable, I was rather repulsed. The guy even tried kissing me after! But hey, each to their own. Maybe I need it done more than once to really know if I like it.
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:54 PM   #7456 (permalink)
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Ewwwwww he tried to kiss you after he rimmed you? That's fucked up
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:56 PM   #7457 (permalink)
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Ewwwwww he tried to kiss you after he rimmed you? That's fucked up
You're telling me! I was so shocked and disgusted I kicked him the hell out of my house. Not only that, as he was leaving he goes "oh by the way I have a girlfriend so don't call me".
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:59 PM   #7458 (permalink)
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You're telling me! I was so shocked and disgusted I kicked him the hell out of my house. Not only that, as he was leaving he goes "oh by the way I have a girlfriend so don't call me".
Maybe his girlfriend has a poopy kink??/ gross hahaha
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Old 04-18-2013, 03:21 AM   #7459 (permalink)
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Maybe his girlfriend has a poopy kink??/ gross hahaha


She quite obviously had a scat fetish. Maybe he found it delicious? Perhaps it tastes like chocolate? Well I know mine smells like roses.
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Old 04-18-2013, 04:42 AM   #7460 (permalink)
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Is there any place where white skinny weirdos can get laid? Besides Portland I mean, because I want to freak out some chicks, errr... I mean get my freak on.
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