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Old 04-17-2013, 12:52 AM   #7441 (permalink)
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I gave a Nutella blowjob once
also was going to try whipped cream but I was stoned so I just ate all of it

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Old 04-17-2013, 07:33 AM   #7442 (permalink)
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Speaking of food does anyone use food in their sexual practices? I've never really involved food all that much besides whipped cream.
whipped cream is by far the best I've tried. Honey, peanut butter and quik strawberry powder were just bad ideas all around.
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Old 04-17-2013, 07:48 AM   #7443 (permalink)
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whipped cream is by far the best I've tried. Honey, peanut butter and quik strawberry powder were just bad ideas all around.
Honey sounds like a good idea though, lol. My boyfriend's a bit of a neat freak so getting honey everywhere would kill the mood. It would never fly with him!
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Old 04-17-2013, 08:03 AM   #7444 (permalink)
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Honey sounds like a good idea though, lol. My boyfriend's a bit of a neat freak so getting honey everywhere would kill the mood. It would never fly with him!
it was the thick consistency of the honey that I used, it would have been better to use a light syrup instead.

Ice cubes and Ice cream are pretty good choices also.
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Old 04-17-2013, 10:02 AM   #7445 (permalink)
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it was the thick consistency of the honey that I used
Oh you mean creamed honey?
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Old 04-17-2013, 10:02 AM   #7446 (permalink)
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So you don't bathe since you're afraid of being attacked by what... a spider?

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Oh you mean creamed honey?
I see what you did there.
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:02 AM   #7448 (permalink)
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Oh you mean creamed honey?
Ha! I just assumed you were joking but creamed honey is actually a thing. I ended up looking it up after laughing.
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Old 04-17-2013, 09:05 PM   #7449 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2013, 10:21 PM   #7450 (permalink)
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I thought you said you had dated a girl for a while who ended up dumping you? Did you not pound her love muffin? Or were you taking it slow?
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