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Old 04-14-2013, 11:06 PM   #7411 (permalink)
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Anyone who lives in an apartment, do you ever hear your neighbours having sex?


That would be a yes.
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Old 04-14-2013, 11:19 PM   #7412 (permalink)
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Anyone who lives in an apartment, do you ever hear your neighbours having sex?
I once had a neighbor who told me she could hear me having sex and it sounded like it was pretty good. Does that count?
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Old 04-14-2013, 11:59 PM   #7413 (permalink)
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I once had a neighbor who told me she could hear me having sex and it sounded like it was pretty good. Does that count?
Of course. Janszoon = MB's stud muffin.

I don't know how I would react to that. I imagine I'd be more embarrassed than anything lol.
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Old 04-15-2013, 12:02 AM   #7414 (permalink)
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Of course. Janszoon = MB's stud muffin.

I don't know how I would react to that. I imagine I'd be more embarrassed than anything lol.
She was someone I was friends with (and her back porch was right up against my bedroom window, hence the comment) but it was still pretty awkward.
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Old 04-15-2013, 02:19 AM   #7415 (permalink)
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I tasted Brazilian food today that tasted so damn good it bet sex. I literally orgasmed on the spot. My friend had a good laugh at that. I was making her laugh and totally calmed her down, she was ready to literally punch this bitch out that lives in our boarding house for touching her stuff. This girl totally deserves to be punched but I don't want my girlfriend to be pressed with an assault charge for being a hot blooded women.
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Old 04-15-2013, 04:05 AM   #7416 (permalink)
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I tasted Brazilian food today that tasted so damn good it bet sex. I literally orgasmed on the spot. My friend had a good laugh at that. I was making her laugh and totally calmed her down, she was ready to literally punch this bitch out that lives in our boarding house for touching her stuff. This girl totally deserves to be punched but I don't want my girlfriend to be pressed with an assault charge for being a hot blooded women.
What is Brazilian food?
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Old 04-15-2013, 09:49 AM   #7417 (permalink)
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She was someone I was friends with (and her back porch was right up against my bedroom window, hence the comment) but it was still pretty awkward.
The girl that used to live in the house behind mine often left her curtains open so you could see everything if you just looked out into the yard. And in the summer she used to keep the windows open too. She moved out in January, thankfully.
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Old 04-15-2013, 09:50 AM   #7418 (permalink)
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Does it count if you're hiding in their closet?

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Old 04-15-2013, 09:52 AM   #7419 (permalink)
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Does it count if you're hiding in their closet?
LOL! Creepy. I wonder if you thought about hiding in my closet. That's not allowed lol
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Old 04-15-2013, 09:55 AM   #7420 (permalink)
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Anyone who lives in an apartment, do you ever hear your neighbours having sex?
No, not in this place but at my old one I did but that's only because I had a roommate and I would hear him banging some chick. I would just blast some porn because I hated hearing her squeaky voice moan.
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