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That would be a yes.

I once had a neighbor who told me she could hear me having sex and it sounded like it was pretty good. Does that count?

Of course. Janszoon = MB's stud muffin.

I don't know how I would react to that. I imagine I'd be more embarrassed than anything lol.

She was someone I was friends with (and her back porch was right up against my bedroom window, hence the comment) but it was still pretty awkward.

I tasted Brazilian food today that tasted so damn good it bet sex. I literally orgasmed on the spot. My friend had a good laugh at that. I was making her laugh and totally calmed her down, she was ready to literally punch this bitch out that lives in our boarding house for touching her stuff. This girl totally deserves to be punched but I don't want my girlfriend to be pressed with an assault charge for being a hot blooded women.

What is Brazilian food?

The girl that used to live in the house behind mine often left her curtains open so you could see everything if you just looked out into the yard. And in the summer she used to keep the windows open too. She moved out in January, thankfully.

Does it count if you're hiding in their closet?

Sex tape or it didn't happen.

LOL! Creepy. I wonder if you thought about hiding in my closet. That's not allowed lol

No, not in this place but at my old one I did but that's only because I had a roommate and I would hear him banging some chick. I would just blast some porn because I hated hearing her squeaky voice moan.