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Old 03-29-2013, 10:44 AM   #7361 (permalink)
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I stayed over at a guys house last Friday but we never had sex... And now I'm probably not going to see him until next weekend. So now I'm like a dog on heat cos I can't stop thinking of his hotness. I need someone to put me out of my misery.
Better have that dirty dog slip on a condom princess. Std's are a bitch.
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Old 03-29-2013, 10:53 AM   #7362 (permalink)
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I stayed over at a guys house last Friday but we never had sex... And now I'm probably not going to see him until next weekend. So now I'm like a dog on heat cos I can't stop thinking of his hotness. I need someone to put me out of my misery.
Time to give Pamela Handerson a booty call. I know you're a girl, but I doubt you want Louie Handerson.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-29-2013, 12:23 PM   #7363 (permalink)
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WHY DIDNT YOU GET THE D

I'm so disappointed
He had no condoms and I'm coming off the contraceptive jag (will be going back on haha) so we couldn't .

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Gurl, She scared of the D.

DON'T FEAR THE D, THE D IS FRIEND.
Believe me, I wasn't scared of the D

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Better have that dirty dog slip on a condom princess. Std's are a bitch.
Yep, I dunno where the hell he has been before me! Plus I don't want to end up with a kid, life over.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Keep it in your pants scottie.
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Old 03-29-2013, 02:06 PM   #7364 (permalink)
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Time to give Pamela Handerson a booty call. I know you're a girl, but I doubt you want Louie Handerson.
Going solo just wouldn't be the same
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 03-29-2013, 02:07 PM   #7365 (permalink)
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Going solo just wouldn't be the same
It's never the same but sometimes it's necessary.
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Old 03-29-2013, 02:29 PM   #7366 (permalink)
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I dunno man, ever since I got my magic wand, my need for dick went way down
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Old 03-30-2013, 10:43 AM   #7367 (permalink)
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I dunno man, ever since I got my magic wand, my need for dick went way down
No wonder it took seven books for Hermione to get with Ron.
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Old 03-30-2013, 11:01 AM   #7368 (permalink)
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No wonder it took seven books for Hermione to get with Ron.
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Old 03-30-2013, 11:45 AM   #7369 (permalink)
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No wonder it took seven books for Hermione to get with Ron.
That's absolute gold right there
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Old 03-30-2013, 01:19 PM   #7370 (permalink)
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No wonder it took seven books for Hermione to get with Ron.
I was really counting on someone to make this joke
that's why I didn't say "Caligula"
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