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Old 03-28-2013, 12:09 PM   #7351 (permalink)
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Castration by steel toed boots
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Old 03-28-2013, 01:05 PM   #7352 (permalink)
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Castration isn't a pretty thing to behold Hermione, believe me.
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Old 03-28-2013, 01:59 PM   #7353 (permalink)
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Shut the **** up Conor

I literally get so many requests for castration
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Old 03-28-2013, 02:06 PM   #7354 (permalink)
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I literally get so many requests for castration
Yeah, me too.
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Old 03-28-2013, 07:00 PM   #7355 (permalink)
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i only metaphysically get requests for castration. there are sooo many though haha lol.
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Old 03-28-2013, 07:03 PM   #7356 (permalink)
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Yeah, me too.
What's your preferred implement? Ever since this guy asked for a spork castration, I've been really feeling it.
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Old 03-29-2013, 07:13 AM   #7357 (permalink)
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I stayed over at a guys house last Friday but we never had sex... And now I'm probably not going to see him until next weekend. So now I'm like a dog on heat cos I can't stop thinking of his hotness. I need someone to put me out of my misery.
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Old 03-29-2013, 07:14 AM   #7358 (permalink)
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WHY DIDNT YOU GET THE D

I'm so disappointed
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Old 03-29-2013, 09:44 AM   #7359 (permalink)
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WHY DIDNT YOU GET THE D

I'm so disappointed
Gurl, She scared of the D.

DON'T FEAR THE D, THE D IS FRIEND.
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"check yr fucking posable limbs privilege you ****s"
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Old 03-29-2013, 10:32 AM   #7360 (permalink)
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Castration isn't a pretty thing to behold Hermione, believe me.
You're no true artist.
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