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Old 03-27-2013, 08:32 PM   #7341 (permalink)
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You wouldn't be able to control me Hermione. You have no idea
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Old 03-28-2013, 09:37 AM   #7342 (permalink)
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Has anyone ever been tied up/restrained or tied their partner up in some capacity and what was it like?
I've been tied up with silk ties before and that was really fun.

I have some black fuzzy handcuffs that I used to cuff a girl's hands above her head around the shower rod.
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Old 03-28-2013, 09:58 AM   #7343 (permalink)
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Who says it has to be around his wrists?
Oh god, that made my penis hurt just reading that.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-28-2013, 10:02 AM   #7344 (permalink)
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Oh god, that made my penis hurt just reading that.
Well, now you'll just have to put up with that.
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Old 03-28-2013, 10:16 AM   #7345 (permalink)
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Well, now you'll just have to put up with that.
Ow! Don't say "up".
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Old 03-28-2013, 11:27 AM   #7346 (permalink)
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No one's been able to use handcuffs on me ever I can pop my wrists out and have been able to since I was 13
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Old 03-28-2013, 11:53 AM   #7347 (permalink)
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No one's been able to use handcuffs on me ever I can pop my wrists out and have been able to since I was 13
If I ever get arrested, I want you with me. Just remember to bring a hair pin for my cuffs.
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We'll go Bonnie and Clyde on everyone's asses
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Old 03-28-2013, 11:58 AM   #7349 (permalink)
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We'll go Bonnie and Clyde on everyone's asses
I guess that means we'll have to kill the cops and take their shotguns. That's always a pain in the ass.
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