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Old 03-25-2013, 11:26 AM   #7321 (permalink)
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Has anyone here banged a famous/semi-famous musician before? The closest I got was Grimes, but that was in my sleep.
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:30 AM   #7322 (permalink)
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I've always been the tier-upper. If that's what they say. I guess the proper term is "dom" or the "s" part of the "s&m" but I am so cute and cuddly I wouldn't want to call it that. It's all just in fun. Every time I do it I really just do it so I can get a good look at 'em.

Anyway my first boyfriend once had the idea to tie us up together which was a laugh. Not recommended.
Yeah I can't see that working too well. Just like the "Fundies."

Anyways, he doesn't want to do it. Maybe if I am a little more convincing...
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:33 AM   #7323 (permalink)
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Has anyone here banged a famous/semi-famous musician before? The closest I got was Grimes, but that was in my sleep.
I was briefly married to Suzi Quatro in the late seventies. Does that count?
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Old 03-25-2013, 02:03 PM   #7324 (permalink)
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I was briefly married to Suzi Quatro in the late seventies. Does that count?
You're such a ****in slut.
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Old 03-26-2013, 04:51 AM   #7325 (permalink)
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Anyways, he doesn't want to do it. Maybe if I am a little more convincing...
Just store some rope or self-sticking tape nearby the bed and bust it out when he's not expecting it. Saying "no" would destroy the mood, and depending on how much control you have in that moment you could really end up convincing him quite easily.
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:21 AM   #7326 (permalink)
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Just store some rope or self-sticking tape nearby the bed and bust it out when he's not expecting it. Saying "no" would destroy the mood, and depending on how much control you have in that moment you could really end up convincing him quite easily.
Great idea, thanks! Let's see how this goes.
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Old 03-26-2013, 09:34 AM   #7327 (permalink)
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Just store some rope or self-sticking tape nearby the bed and bust it out when he's not expecting it. Saying "no" would destroy the mood, and depending on how much control you have in that moment you could really end up convincing him quite easily.
Or when he's not looking you could put a zip tie around his wrists.
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Old 03-27-2013, 05:48 PM   #7328 (permalink)
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So whatever happened to franco pepe kalle?

i miss him
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Old 03-27-2013, 06:07 PM   #7329 (permalink)
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So whatever happened to franco pepe kalle?

i miss him
You mean what happened to him since he last logged in two hours ago?
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Old 03-27-2013, 06:20 PM   #7330 (permalink)
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Or when he's not looking you could put a zip tie around his wrists.
Who says it has to be around his wrists?
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