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Old 03-20-2013, 10:56 PM   #7281 (permalink)
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I felt like I was getting fucked properly

omg you guys

anal and vaginal don't feel anything alike jesus
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:57 PM   #7282 (permalink)
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Yeah, I wouldn't recommend anyone search "fecal matter coming out of vaginal cavity".
Oh god, is that some kind of post-childbirth thing?
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:00 PM   #7283 (permalink)
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I felt like I was getting fucked properly

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Nobody said anything about that. But since you brought it up - which cavity hurts more when a forearm-size penis enters?
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:02 PM   #7284 (permalink)
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Nobody said anything about that. But since you brought it up - which cavity hurts more when a forearm-size penis enters?
Why would getting fucked in the vagina feel like getting ****ed in the ass by horse

Butts don't lubricate themselves

but we only did vaginal/oral I wouldn't have let that in my ass
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:05 PM   #7285 (permalink)
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seriously am i like the only person on musicbanter who's taken a dick in the ass

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Old 03-20-2013, 11:09 PM   #7287 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:10 PM   #7288 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:12 PM   #7289 (permalink)
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seriously am i like the only person on musicbanter who's taken a dick in the ass

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Franco Pepe Calle or whatever the **** has definitely had that pleasure.
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