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Old 03-20-2013, 10:30 PM   #7271 (permalink)
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That makes me think of this question:

Has anyone fell asleep after sex while the guy is still inside you? Or if you're still in the girl? I have haha!
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:36 PM   #7272 (permalink)
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That **** was as thick as a soda can how do you think i felt damn
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:43 PM   #7273 (permalink)
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That **** was as thick as a soda can how do you think i felt damn
Like you were taking a really painful shit?
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:46 PM   #7274 (permalink)
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Like you were taking a really painful shit?
I don't shit out of my vagina
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:47 PM   #7275 (permalink)
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That **** was as thick as a soda can how do you think i felt damn
Like Mr. Hands?
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:48 PM   #7276 (permalink)
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I don't shit out of my vagina
Ha! If I was the type to put quotes in my signature, I'd do that now.
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:51 PM   #7277 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:52 PM   #7278 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:54 PM   #7279 (permalink)
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Yeah, I wouldn't recommend anyone search "fecal matter coming out of vaginal cavity".
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