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PoorOldPo 03-18-2013 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1298705)
At least you didn't think it was a drinking fountain.
Yeah. Thank **** my imagination didn't stray that far. Although now that i know what they were used as in the past, i understand why my mother never properly answered my curiosity. I don't know how i would have taken to my mother telling me it was used to clean whore vag after they were done with a customer.

Freebase Dali 03-18-2013 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1298709)
Yeah. Thank **** my imagination didn't stray that far. Although now that i know what they were used as in the past, i understand why my mother never properly answered my curiosity. I don't know how i would have taken to my mother telling me it was used to clean whore vag after they were done with a customer.
Wouldn't have been worse than the time I mistook my mom's douche bag (the actual thing, not the insult) for a balloon as a kid....

Sure wasn't efficient at blowing up.

[MERIT] 03-18-2013 09:17 PM
I haven't had sex since September. Lame.

TockTockTock 03-18-2013 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Necromancer (Post 1298408)
Well I think that you realize that you have alot of more important things (like school) to worry about at this young age in your life. If there is ever one piece of advise I can give you it is .. "All that stuff is "SO" overrated my friend. Stay focused on school, college, and making a living that pays good money. If you have enough money, you can have your choice of any woman that you want. "MONEY", Thats what it takes to get the kind of beautiful women and models you see on TV, etc.

You get what you are able to pay for in the world of beautiful women. ;)

Even then .. it's still overrated.
Yea... not into women. However, I have a boyfriend who I like very much. We just haven't had sex yet.

Also, I'm studying to become an English and literature professor with the possibility of being a musician and/or writer. None of those occupations make very much money. :)

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1298448)
What age are you?
21

Necromancer 03-19-2013 01:03 AM
It's always convenient and secure having money. But being Happy trumps the card everytime in the end.

Great you being in school and having a boyfriend too. Music is always a "Healer" and a must in whatever type or form. Musician, Writer, or just by being a collector, magazine writer, critic, or just a music enthusiast.

I'm sure you will make the right desicions. :)

Take Care my friend, Later.

Laces Out Dan! 03-19-2013 09:00 PM
She can't go to your place..?

Sansa Stark 03-19-2013 09:23 PM
dude i had a one day? stand with just messaged me on okcupid
he was p cool but he got all weird on me
idk if should talk to him to get the d or not, I don't think I could handle it after this long

[MERIT] 03-20-2013 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1299079)
dude i had a one day? stand with just messaged me on okcupid
he was p cool but he got all weird on me
idk if should talk to him to get the d or not, I don't think I could handle it after this long
Are you referring to the awkwardness of the situation, or was his junk too much for your lady parts?

Sansa Stark 03-20-2013 06:27 PM
his dick was literally like the size of my forearm

Dr_Rez 03-20-2013 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1299323)
his dick was literally like the size of my forearm
Well now I can sleep soundly tonight.


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