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Old 03-18-2013, 06:22 PM   #7251 (permalink)
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Wow okay, I've never heard of that before. Now that's just kind of gross in the context.

Why would I need to wash my ass after taking a dump?
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Old 03-18-2013, 06:24 PM   #7252 (permalink)
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Wow okay, I've never heard of that before. Now that's just kind of gross in the context.

Why would I need to wash my ass after taking a dump?
No toilet paper? Usually this is due to bad plumbing.
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Old 03-18-2013, 06:27 PM   #7253 (permalink)
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Maybe Europeans wanna be doubly clean? IDK I don't really get it it but he can chatter what ever shit he wants as long as I'm getting that $$$
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Old 03-18-2013, 06:27 PM   #7254 (permalink)
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No toilet paper? Usually this is due to bad plumbing.
bad plumbing? I thought bidets were a bit on the classy side and they are usually located next to toilets and just an alternative to using TP for women after urinating
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Old 03-18-2013, 06:30 PM   #7255 (permalink)
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bad plumbing? I thought bidets were a bit on the classy side and they are usually located next to toilets and just an alternative to using TP for women after urinating
Serves many more functions actually. But yes they started out in palaces, and were initially used for couples to clean up before sex.

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Old 03-18-2013, 06:31 PM   #7256 (permalink)
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Old 03-18-2013, 07:17 PM   #7257 (permalink)
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Bidets are posh. I was at a party in a friends house and wanted to use his cos I was drunk, I imagine it would be weird. I'd want to dry my ass afterwards.
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Old 03-18-2013, 08:31 PM   #7258 (permalink)
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Well, I don't want a relationship. Not for a long time, anyway. I like being alone, but getting off alone can be a bore. It's not that I dont want casual sex. I'm curious about how to go about it ... Without alcohol. As you guessed, I'm more of a relationship person, but I don't want to remain in my comfort zone. I'd like to use this body while I'm still young! Besides, back-to-back relationships aren't any better than sleeping around.
FWB maybe? Someone you can keep going back to but not get in a R-ship with (or hopefully not, I know sometimes feelings evolve). I'm not the most experienced when it comes to R-ships and not experienced with casual flings at all so I wouldn't know how to go about suggesting an FWB thing to someone.

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Old 03-18-2013, 08:36 PM   #7259 (permalink)
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Serves many more functions actually. But yes they started out in palaces, and were initially used for couples to clean up before sex.

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We have one upstairs... For some reason. Thought it was a bath for fairies when i was younger.
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Old 03-18-2013, 08:54 PM   #7260 (permalink)
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We have one upstairs... For some reason. Thought it was a bath for fairies when i was younger.
At least you didn't think it was a drinking fountain.
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