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Scarlett O'Hara 03-18-2013 05:22 PM

Wow okay, I've never heard of that before. Now that's just kind of gross in the context.

Why would I need to wash my ass after taking a dump?

FRED HALE SR. 03-18-2013 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1298645)
Wow okay, I've never heard of that before. Now that's just kind of gross in the context.

Why would I need to wash my ass after taking a dump?

No toilet paper? Usually this is due to bad plumbing.

Sansa Stark 03-18-2013 05:27 PM

Maybe Europeans wanna be doubly clean? IDK I don't really get it it but he can chatter what ever shit he wants as long as I'm getting that $$$

djchameleon 03-18-2013 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1298646)
No toilet paper? Usually this is due to bad plumbing.

bad plumbing? I thought bidets were a bit on the classy side and they are usually located next to toilets and just an alternative to using TP for women after urinating

FRED HALE SR. 03-18-2013 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1298648)
bad plumbing? I thought bidets were a bit on the classy side and they are usually located next to toilets and just an alternative to using TP for women after urinating

Serves many more functions actually. But yes they started out in palaces, and were initially used for couples to clean up before sex.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...me4IsWJnnEARRg

Necromancer 03-18-2013 05:31 PM

;)
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1298628)
if you have chemistry

Express .. not in words. ;)


FETCHER. 03-18-2013 06:17 PM

Bidets are posh. I was at a party in a friends house and wanted to use his cos I was drunk, I imagine it would be weird. I'd want to dry my ass afterwards.

Burning Down 03-18-2013 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 333 (Post 1298613)
Well, I don't want a relationship. Not for a long time, anyway. I like being alone, but getting off alone can be a bore. It's not that I dont want casual sex. I'm curious about how to go about it ... Without alcohol. As you guessed, I'm more of a relationship person, but I don't want to remain in my comfort zone. I'd like to use this body while I'm still young! Besides, back-to-back relationships aren't any better than sleeping around.

FWB maybe? Someone you can keep going back to but not get in a R-ship with (or hopefully not, I know sometimes feelings evolve). I'm not the most experienced when it comes to R-ships and not experienced with casual flings at all so I wouldn't know how to go about suggesting an FWB thing to someone.

Sorry to hear you broke up with your boyfriend.

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1298647)
Maybe Europeans wanna be doubly clean?

That is a myth, trust me :laughing:

PoorOldPo 03-18-2013 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1298651)
Serves many more functions actually. But yes they started out in palaces, and were initially used for couples to clean up before sex.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...me4IsWJnnEARRg

We have one upstairs... For some reason. Thought it was a bath for fairies when i was younger.

Freebase Dali 03-18-2013 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1298697)
We have one upstairs... For some reason. Thought it was a bath for fairies when i was younger.

At least you didn't think it was a drinking fountain.


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