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Old 03-18-2013, 02:51 AM   #7221 (permalink)
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My sexual experience is currently nonexistent. Weirdly enough... I'm neither upset nor uplifted by this.
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Old 03-18-2013, 03:10 AM   #7222 (permalink)
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My sexual experience is currently nonexistent. Weirdly enough... I'm neither upset nor uplifted by this.
Well I think that you realize that you have alot of more important things (like school) to worry about at this young age in your life. If there is ever one piece of advise I can give you it is .. "All that stuff is "SO" overrated my friend. Stay focused on school, college, and making a living that pays good money. If you have enough money, you can have your choice of any woman that you want. "MONEY", Thats what it takes to get the kind of beautiful women and models you see on TV, etc.

You get what you are able to pay for in the world of beautiful women.

Even then .. it's still overrated.
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Old 03-18-2013, 08:30 AM   #7223 (permalink)
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What age are you?
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Old 03-18-2013, 11:15 AM   #7224 (permalink)
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Well I think that you realize that you have alot of more important things (like school) to worry about at this young age in your life. If there is ever one piece of advise I can give you it is .. "All that stuff is "SO" overrated my friend. Stay focused on school, college, and making a living that pays good money. If you have enough money, you can have your choice of any woman that you want. "MONEY", Thats what it takes to get the kind of beautiful women and models you see on TV, etc.

You get what you are able to pay for in the world of beautiful women.

Even then .. it's still overrated.
wow your outlook on life is really really fucked up.
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Old 03-18-2013, 11:26 AM   #7225 (permalink)
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Well I think that you realize that you have alot of more important things (like school) to worry about at this young age in your life. If there is ever one piece of advise I can give you it is .. "All that stuff is "SO" overrated my friend. Stay focused on school, college, and making a living that pays good money. If you have enough money, you can have your choice of any woman that you want. "MONEY", Thats what it takes to get the kind of beautiful women and models you see on TV, etc.

You get what you are able to pay for in the world of beautiful women.

Even then .. it's still overrated.
Lol you left out the power aspect but I understood your joke. Also change women to men for him.
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Old 03-18-2013, 12:01 PM   #7226 (permalink)
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Foot fetishes are weird
but i'm 430 dollars richer
ugh but i don't like it when he talks about licking my feet
i think i'd rather die
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Old 03-18-2013, 12:02 PM   #7227 (permalink)
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wow your outlook on life is really really fucked up.
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary and playboy.

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Old 03-18-2013, 02:21 PM   #7228 (permalink)
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Well I think that you realize that you have alot of more important things (like school) to worry about at this young age in your life. If there is ever one piece of advise I can give you it is .. "All that stuff is "SO" overrated my friend. Stay focused on school, college, and making a living that pays good money. If you have enough money, you can have your choice of any woman that you want. "MONEY", Thats what it takes to get the kind of beautiful women and models you see on TV, etc.

You get what you are able to pay for in the world of beautiful women.

Even then .. it's still overrated.
For the most part I agree. But wouldn't you rather have someone who is not a supermodel in the looks department yet can hold a good conversation with you and contribute positively in your life rather than just receiving loads? Essentially you could just use prostitutes if you go the route you mentioned.
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Old 03-18-2013, 02:29 PM   #7229 (permalink)
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For the most part I agree. But wouldn't you rather have someone who is not a supermodel in the looks department yet can hold a good conversation with you and contribute positively in your life rather than just receiving loads? Essentially you could just use prostitutes if you go the route you mentioned.
A great load receiver is a severely underrated attribute.
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Old 03-18-2013, 04:02 PM   #7230 (permalink)
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