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Old 01-25-2013, 10:08 AM   #7151 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-01-2013, 08:30 PM   #7152 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2013, 09:59 AM   #7153 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-02-2013, 11:36 AM   #7154 (permalink)
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My laptop crashed for no reason other than hardware malfunction. Sending it off to Toshiba in Britain, the repairs are free because the problem was not my fault, although I have only had the laptop for three ****ing months and had some important software installed on to it like photoshop and autocad. I feel I should be compensated for the inconvenience of having to wait 2 weeks for my laptop and for losing my software.
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:43 PM   #7155 (permalink)
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My laptop crashed for no reason other than hardware malfunction. Sending it off to Toshiba in Britain, the repair is free because the problem was not my fault, although I have only had the laptop for three ****ing months and had some important software installed on to it like photoshop and autocad. I feel I should be compensated for the inconvenience of having to wait 2 weeks for my laptop and for losing my software.
How sexual of you.
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:56 PM   #7156 (permalink)
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How sexual of you.
Why thank you. Your comment was pretty sexy too.
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Old 02-06-2013, 10:14 AM   #7157 (permalink)
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Has any dude on here ever wanked it backwards? You know, with your thumb pointed towards you pubes instead of away from it.
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Old 02-06-2013, 11:45 AM   #7158 (permalink)
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Has any dude on here ever wanked it backwards? You know, with your thumb pointed towards you pubes instead of away from it.
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Old 02-06-2013, 11:47 AM   #7159 (permalink)
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Has any dude on here ever wanked it backwards? You know, with your thumb pointed towards you pubes instead of away from it.
Would this be used to make it seem like somebody else was doing it for you?
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Old 02-06-2013, 12:13 PM   #7160 (permalink)
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Would this be used to make it seem like somebody else was doing it for you?
No, it just gives a different grip. You can't go all out, so it takes longer, but the grip is more...supple. Of course, it works best with lube.
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