The Sexual Experience Thread

Freebase Dali · 01-24-2013, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

That's the only way I picture Paul Rudd

Me too.
Plus, the sideburns are uneventful and not conducive to a life of wonder and amazement.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 01-24-2013, 11:51 PM

Well I enjoyed your arms this evening, if that helps?

wiggums · 01-24-2013, 11:53 PM

My ex-gf's dad was one of the big Porno directors from the 80's/90's. It's odd to think of all the orgasms he's provided me with. Both in movie form, and flesh.

He once caught us messing around. My pants were at my ankles. He was cool with it though.

He's awesome.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 01-24-2013, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by wiggums

It's odd to think of all the orgasms he's provided me with.

haha ffs

What happened when he caught you? What did he say?

wiggums · 01-24-2013, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens

haha ffs

What happened when he caught you? What did he say?

He offered to come back later!

~~Cuthbert~~ · 01-25-2013, 12:02 AM

:d

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 01-25-2013, 12:08 AM

thats ****ing creepy sounding omg

wiggums · 01-25-2013, 12:12 AM

Yeah, we were really embarrassed and trying to convince him we were just making out. He left and we found him sitting outside the apartment building reading a book.

Freebase Dali · 01-25-2013, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Hermione

thats ****ing creepy sounding omg

You are creepy sounding omg.
Let's have some babies.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 01-25-2013, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

You are creepy sounding omg.
Let's have some babies.

I'm down email me ur sperm and i'll get out my turkey baster
and film it and sell it for mad money

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wiggums A Sarcastic Joyful Sound Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Montana Posts: 174	My ex-gf's dad was one of the big Porno directors from the 80's/90's. It's odd to think of all the orgasms he's provided me with. Both in movie form, and flesh. He once caught us messing around. My pants were at my ankles. He was cool with it though. He's awesome. __________________

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