Me too.
Plus, the sideburns are uneventful and not conducive to a life of wonder and amazement.

Well I enjoyed your arms this evening, if that helps?

My ex-gf's dad was one of the big Porno directors from the 80's/90's. It's odd to think of all the orgasms he's provided me with. Both in movie form, and flesh.

He once caught us messing around. My pants were at my ankles. He was cool with it though.


He's awesome.

haha ffs :D

What happened when he caught you? What did he say?

He offered to come back later!

:d

thats ****ing creepy sounding omg

Yeah, we were really embarrassed and trying to convince him we were just making out. He left and we found him sitting outside the apartment building reading a book.

You are creepy sounding omg.
Let's have some babies.

I'm down email me ur sperm and i'll get out my turkey baster
and film it and sell it for mad money