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Old 01-19-2013, 02:25 PM   #7101 (permalink)
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Now if only we could get her out of her shirt...
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Old 01-19-2013, 03:25 PM   #7102 (permalink)
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 01-19-2013, 04:39 PM   #7103 (permalink)
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Haha, yeah, there's only one person who gets to see the goods and it's not Batlord. As much as he wishes it was.
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Old 01-21-2013, 07:22 PM   #7104 (permalink)
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What do you guys call your schlongs and axe wounds?

If I'm feeling cocky, I sometimes call mine The Painis.
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:04 PM   #7105 (permalink)
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This guy I'm ~talking to has a stocking fetish, I'm calling it now
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That implies that there are guys who don't dig chicks in stockings. Throw in a garter belt and I'll prematurely ejaculate so fast you'll think I'm in a time warp.

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That's cool. We just need to throw you a surprise wet t-shirt contest.
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:07 PM   #7106 (permalink)
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That implies that there are guys who don't dig chicks in stockings. Throw in a garter belt and I'll prematurely ejaculate so fast you'll think I'm in a time warp.
I sent him a photo of my legs to prove they're not hairy and he's like "can I get a leggings shot tho"

only a stocking fetishist would prefer the leggings over the bare legs I think

I think my ex stole my garter belt actually
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:32 PM   #7107 (permalink)
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only a stocking fetishist would prefer the leggings over the bare legs I think
Again, I question your premise. Maybe I'm just a stocking fetishist and I don't know it, but I think just about all men would prefer stockings to actual bare legs. Throw in a bustier and my prostate will explode.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:35 PM   #7108 (permalink)
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Again, I question your premise. Maybe I'm just a stocking fetishist and I don't know it, but I think just about all men would prefer stockings to actual bare legs. Throw in a bustier and my prostate will explode.
You're a stocking fetishist. Bare legs for me any day of the week.
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:44 PM   #7109 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2013, 04:06 PM   #7110 (permalink)
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You're a stocking fetishist. Bare legs for me any day of the week.
This.

In fact, if I'm watching some porn and the girl doesn't take off her stockings at some point in the action, I've gotta find a new video.
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