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Old 06-15-2009, 03:25 PM   #691 (permalink)
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She brought her toothbrush, I reckon?
Yeah, most girls keep toothbrushes in their purses when they go out.
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Old 06-15-2009, 03:31 PM   #692 (permalink)
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Yeah, most girls keep toothbrushes in their purses when they go out.
Man, you are hanging out with the wrong girls. lol I saw your shoutbox about the puke in your bed, I was wondering what that was all about.
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Old 06-15-2009, 03:34 PM   #693 (permalink)
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Man, you are hanging out with the wrong girls. lol I saw your shoutbox about the puke in your bed, I was wondering what that was all about.
Heh yeah, this usually isn't my style, but a mixture of a lot of alcohol and a lot of stress from school changes things up a whole lot.
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:49 PM   #694 (permalink)
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Yeah, most girls keep toothbrushes in their purses when they go out.
uhhhh i DO
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:49 PM   #695 (permalink)
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No, thank god. We were on my bed, she threw up on my bed when I left to go pee so I ended up just throwing her in the bathroom and going to bed. She woke me up in the middle of the night for a nice surprise though
Hah. Brings this to mind: This girl I know gave a guy head at a party (I think they were outside on the stairs or something) and he puked on her back mid-bj. Classic
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:00 AM   #696 (permalink)
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Classy as always.
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:01 AM   #697 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:12 AM   #698 (permalink)
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uhhhh i DO
I don't understand your comment, including the resulting replies to it, in context with the post you're replying to.

Either I'm drunk, or you someone misread something.
Just wondering.
Because I checked, and no, I still cant figure it.



Waiiiiit a minute... If Dac was being sarcastic, that means he has a pretty limited experience with women.

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What the hell man? I need to just stop using the internet all together.
This is ridiculous.
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:13 AM   #699 (permalink)
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I don't understand your comment, including the resulting replies to it, in context with the post you're replying to.

Either I'm drunk, or you someone misread something.
Just wondering.
Because I checked, and no, I still cant figure it.
the uh I do is in reference to keeping a toothbrush in her purse
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:15 AM   #700 (permalink)
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the uh I do is in reference to keeping a toothbrush in her purse
Yea, check out my process in my edited post above.
It weirded me out.
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