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Old 04-08-2009, 12:39 PM   #61 (permalink)
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You referring to when you've just banged several times in a row and on the last run through, your orgasm had no little guys coming out?

Feels like a charlie horse in your gooch.
Hah, so true. It happened once, probably because right after sex we decided a handjob would be a good idea. Ten minutes later....
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:41 PM   #62 (permalink)
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You referring to when you've just banged several times in a row and on the last run through, your orgasm had no little guys coming out?

Feels like a charlie horse in your gooch.
Yeah there was no one left who fancied a swim
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:42 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Hahaha.

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You never know when you might need to fight an unexpected battle.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:43 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Haha it reminds me of my favourite Undergrads quote from Cal.

"one time air came out"

gets me everytime.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:46 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Haha it reminds me of my favourite Undergrads quote from Cal.

"one time air came out"

gets me everytime.
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Old 04-08-2009, 01:17 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Here's a question for the ladies. Lets say for sake of example the person you're with has extremely high stamina and can go on for over an hour. You finish before he finishes, but you can tell that he's getting tired, I mean over an hour of sex is truly an exhausting task even if you're in good shape. Anyways the question I pose is if he eventually stopped, long after you finished, would you consider it rude and wrong that she would refuse to help finish you off? I mean I like to consider sex as the exchange of orgasms, I give you an orgasm, you give me one. This happened to me with my last girlfriend and I'm not going to lie, it was one of the reasons for the break up.
An hour might be long for being sober...but barbituates or some other drugs can make it a long lasting experience with godlike stamina. These are nights when I like to think of myself as a pornstar. Any men know what Im talking about?
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Never experimented with them, but I found out that the anti depressant cymbalta does things very similar to that. I'm not sure why, but when I was on it I could not come, be it from sex or masturbation.
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whoa, sexual experience. where the fuck is Darkest Hour?

so what hole do i put this in again?
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whoa, sexual experience. where the fuck is Darkest Hour?

so what hole do i put this in again?
Any hole is a goal son.
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Never experimented with them, but I found out that the anti depressant cymbalta does things very similar to that. I'm not sure why, but when I was on it I could not come, be it from sex or masturbation.
Ya, back when I was a bit younger it was all abour sex, drugs and rock n roll. Ive had quit a bit of experiences where you have to work your ass off to finish. Its always been quite rewarding for the woman on the receiving end, and also enjoyable to myself, but one can only stand being a bull every once in a while.
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