The Sexual Experience Thread

Guybrush · 01-16-2013, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione

Come on tore, you mean to tell me you don't don a sexy wizard hat for sexy times with yor wife? Out of all the people on mb I would imagine that was your forte

I am an old D&Der, I'll admit, and of course the wife don't mind my magic wand so much, but I'm not sure how she'd feel about the robe and hat.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 01-16-2013, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by tore

I am an old D&Der, I'll admit, and of course the wife don't mind my magic wand so much, but I'm not sure how she'd feel about the robe and hat.

Try it and report back

duga · 01-16-2013, 05:55 PM

Hey...guys.......stop it.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 01-16-2013, 06:04 PM

Either way, I'm pretty excited to bone this guy. He's Jamie Dornan good looking

14232949 · 01-16-2013, 06:08 PM

lol, you're the one that's gonna get 'boned'
just lie there and take it.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 01-16-2013, 06:10 PM

Nah b I'm gonna ride that diq.
I don't "lie there and take it" because that's not sexy. I'm either wrapping my legs and arms around them and moving my hips towards them or w/e else. I'm no starfish

Arya Stark · 01-16-2013, 06:56 PM

That was too dirty dayna

duga · 01-16-2013, 07:04 PM

Or was it just dirty enough?

Starfish are fine for one night stands...but definitely not relationship material. I dated a starfish. Then she wondered why I started rolling on top of her, getting done in 5 minutes, and then rolling off to continue my episode of Dexter.

The current gf gets it done. Why do I have to deal with long distance?? WHY??

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 01-16-2013, 07:08 PM

Shut up Amandria we talk about worse things

I always try to get into ****ing. I am especially noisy too

Arya Stark · 01-16-2013, 07:09 PM

You can't completely blame her, though.
I think it takes two people to have good sex, and sex can always be better with communication. If you couldn't tell her to stop being a starfish, then there were other issues that stopped that, maybe those had to be taken care of first, idk. ;P

01-16-2013, 05:55 PM	#6983 (permalink)
duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	Hey...guys.......stop it. __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...

01-16-2013, 07:04 PM	#6988 (permalink)
duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	Or was it just dirty enough? Starfish are fine for one night stands...but definitely not relationship material. I dated a starfish. Then she wondered why I started rolling on top of her, getting done in 5 minutes, and then rolling off to continue my episode of Dexter. The current gf gets it done. Why do I have to deal with long distance?? WHY?? __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...

01-16-2013, 06:04 PM	#6984 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	Either way, I'm pretty excited to bone this guy. He's Jamie Dornan good looking

01-16-2013, 06:08 PM	#6985 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	lol, you're the one that's gonna get 'boned' just lie there and take it.

01-16-2013, 06:10 PM	#6986 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	Nah b I'm gonna ride that diq. I don't "lie there and take it" because that's not sexy. I'm either wrapping my legs and arms around them and moving my hips towards them or w/e else. I'm no starfish

01-16-2013, 07:08 PM	#6989 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	Shut up Amandria we talk about worse things I always try to get into ****ing. I am especially noisy too