The Sexual Experience Thread

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

Well in that case maybe you can open his mind on these topics while also opening his pants at the same time.

Lmfao. I got him to watch Trainspotting at least and he wants me to lend him some books so its a start

Originally Posted by wiggums

Well, haven't had sex in almost 2 months, so I think I would do it, but that's just probably cause my standards have dropped since then.

I don't think there's anything shameful in a 1 time refreshing ****.

Yeah I haven't either and it's not like my ex was great shakes in the sack. Compared to my ex this guy is pretty much a huge step up and if he's emotionally stable and good looking I think I'll be set lol

[Guybrush]

Originally Posted by Hermione

Q: would you guys still bang someone who's super hot but kinda lacking in the smarts department but acts like I'm the most fascinating thing or no.

I think smarts are often overrated. It's not that I think dumbness is attractive on girls, but if a chick has some other redeeming quality, like being a genuinely kind person, then I could still find her desirable.

Pretty assholes are a no-go for me, smart or not.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Hermione

It's not like he's totally stupid but he's just not into books/politics and whatever he's super sheltered it seems, he'd never even heard of Vonnegut or the Cure or the Smiths like wtf

I shouldn't have to say this to you, but you're a dominatrix, so use his short comings against him and make him feel inadequate. Then **** him.

[Luckyme]

"To dominate isn't about to make feel inadequate now should it?" Lucky smiles seeing the musicians talk about more than just music. "Stereotypes do sound the same, but not are alike. Much like when one plays the same piece as another it still becomes another tune."

[LoathsomePete]

Originally Posted by wiggums

I would, but just sex. Wouldn't even hang out with them if sex wasn't involved.

Pretty much this, or if I needed an ego boost.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Luckyme

"To dominate isn't about to make feel inadequate now should it?" Lucky smiles seeing the musicians talk about more than just music. "Stereotypes do sound the same, but not are alike. Much like when one plays the same piece as another it still becomes another tune."

The **** are you talking about?

[Plankton]

Originally Posted by Luckyme

"To dominate isn't about to make feel inadequate now should it?" Lucky smiles seeing the musicians talk about more than just music. "Stereotypes do sound the same, but not are alike. Much like when one plays the same piece as another it still becomes another tune."

Originally Posted by The Batlord

The **** are you talking about?

I think Lucky's related to:


...and George likes his chicken spicy.

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by tore

I think smarts are often overrated. It's not that I think dumbness is attractive on girls, but if a chick has some other redeeming quality, being a genuinely kind person, then I could still find her desirable.

Pretty assholes are a no-go for me, smart or not.

He does have several redeeming qualities tbh and as always he's at least willing to learn which is great.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I shouldn't have to say this to you, but you're a dominatrix, so use his short comings against him and make him feel inadequate. Then **** him.

Lmao I don't want to make him feel inadequate, I'm sure he already does since he is fascinated with me and clearly wants the v

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Oh honey I couldn't be more further from jealous, having a mind of my own is a real treat.

Aw bless, we can't all be one of the lads like you! Teach me oh great one!

[Guybrush]

Originally Posted by Luckyme

"To dominate isn't about to make feel inadequate now should it?" Lucky smiles seeing the musicians talk about more than just music. "Stereotypes do sound the same, but not are alike. Much like when one plays the same piece as another it still becomes another tune."

What the hell .. are we roleplaying now?

*Tore puts on his robe and wizard hat*

[Sansa Stark]

Come on tore, you mean to tell me you don't don a sexy wizard hat for sexy times with yor wife? Out of all the people on mb I would imagine that was your forte