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Old 12-29-2012, 12:28 PM   #6791 (permalink)
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Old 12-29-2012, 01:21 PM   #6792 (permalink)
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My girlfriend and I took 2 hits of acid one night as a kind of spur-of-the-moment trip. Just after we started peaking, we had ended up in bed together naked. Naturally some fooling around started to occur.

I was into it much more than she was, and as we actually started having sex she started to get distracted. I was on top of her, really enjoying it, when she started to laugh. She just started giggling. Really hard. If that wasn't discouraging enough she started to laugh harder and much louder. That's when I became insecure.

I started thinking that she was laughing at me. Like somehow, me trying my hardest to stay hard and keep going was some sort of joke to her, and it was not helping me out at all. Let me tell you, it's not enjoyable sex when you're near crying and your partner is laughing their head off. XD

I eventually got so frustrated I pulled out and lied next to her and jerked off. She played with herself, still laughing. I remember looking at her vagina and seeing it sort of twist into some kind of knot. That creeped me out, but I ended up finishing anyway.

Now of course, I know she wasn't laughing at me. She was just really high. But that was a toughie. Still a great night and a great trip though.

... Maybe I should post this in the Recreational Drug Thread too? Eh, screw it.

EDIT: 69th post..... hehe.....
Wow I watched a mad men episode that is that exact storyline only the other day.
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Old 12-29-2012, 02:10 PM   #6793 (permalink)
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Wow I watched a mad men episode that is that exact storyline only the other day.
I guess I'll have to check that show out now!
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