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Old 06-05-2009, 11:37 PM   #671 (permalink)
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uhhhh lol im sorry but it was funneh
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Old 06-06-2009, 12:00 AM   #672 (permalink)
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lol funny experience..
i gave a guy head and i threw up all over him when he shoved my head down....he still hasnt talked to me since...and this was 2 yrs ago lol
i wouldn't talk to you either
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Old 06-06-2009, 03:06 AM   #673 (permalink)
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lol funny experience..
i gave a guy head and i threw up all over him when he shoved my head down....he still hasnt talked to me since...and this was 2 yrs ago lol
Sweeeet. Now everyone that's posted in this thread is on a gov't watch list.
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Old 06-06-2009, 05:58 AM   #674 (permalink)
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Sweeeet. Now everyone that's posted in this thread is on a gov't watch list.
I don't get it? :p
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Old 06-06-2009, 10:23 AM   #675 (permalink)
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Old 06-06-2009, 10:27 AM   #676 (permalink)
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lol funny experience..
i gave a guy head and i threw up all over him when he shoved my head down....he still hasnt talked to me since...and this was 2 yrs ago lol
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Old 06-06-2009, 11:01 AM   #677 (permalink)
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yeah he was all pissed so i just left lol
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Old 06-06-2009, 02:45 PM   #678 (permalink)
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lol funny experience..
i gave a guy head and i threw up all over him when he shoved my head down....he still hasnt talked to me since...and this was 2 yrs ago lol
You should meet Murder Junkie, he's probably into that sort of thing.
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Old 06-06-2009, 03:32 PM   #679 (permalink)
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Anal sex is kinda gross... what's so great about it?
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lol funny experience..
i gave a guy head and i threw up all over him when he shoved my head down....he still hasnt talked to me since...and this was 2 yrs ago lol
i wouldn't talk to you either
i wouldn't talk to anyone ever again.
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Old 06-06-2009, 03:57 PM   #680 (permalink)
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lol funny experience..
i gave a guy head and i threw up all over him when he shoved my head down....he still hasnt talked to me since...and this was 2 yrs ago lol
This is what happens when guys use porn as their basis of reality. They think that every girl they get with is the power slut grand champion of the hot dog eating contest. Girls heads are not for pushing on when it comes to fellatio. They're for resting your beer on.
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