The Sexual Experience Thread (quote)

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 06-05-2009, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fal

So I thought I'd bump up this thread to say brown wings.

Only afterwards did I tell her about this:

Which, I think, is something she appreciated.

Bahahahaha I can't believe I havn't read this before, I am laughing so hard and it's 1am in the morning my flatmates will kill me! So that incident is like...normal...? With the "pssh" sound

Barnard17 · 06-05-2009, 10:57 AM

Well, unfortunately for you guys (but very luckily for me) I managed to avoid getting **** and puke anywhere, let alone everywhere. I think the main cause for this was I didn't unload an entire bottle of lube into the lass. So, unfortunately, I cannot answer your question :P

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 06-05-2009, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fal

Well, unfortunately for you guys (but very luckily for me) I managed to avoid getting **** and puke anywhere, let alone everywhere. I think the main cause for this was I didn't unload an entire bottle of lube into the lass. So, unfortunately, I cannot answer your question :P

Haha that's good! I'm assuming Tucker was his own enemy by putting in so much lube. He did go pretty hard on her.

~~Farfisa~~ · 06-05-2009, 10:26 PM

Anal sex is kinda gross... what's so great about it?

music_phantom13 · 06-05-2009, 10:39 PM

Good question. I've personally never seen the appeal of it; why go around the back when I can just come in the front?

Tucker Max is really funny though, I guess a lot of the stuff he does is kinda messed up, but man is it a great read. All his stuff has me loling.

EDIT: Can't believe I actually used loling... I disappoint myself.

djchameleon · 06-05-2009, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

Anal sex is kinda gross... what's so great about it?

don't knock it until you try it.

I loved that Tucker story though.....it almost brought me to tears laughing.

The best part about Anal is that it feels tighter and there are some other treasures about it but you'll have to find out for yourself

AshleighJane · 06-05-2009, 11:22 PM

lol funny experience..
i gave a guy head and i threw up all over him when he shoved my head down....he still hasnt talked to me since...and this was 2 yrs ago lol

Darkest Hour · 06-05-2009, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AshleighJane

lol funny experience..
i gave a guy head and i threw up all over him when he shoved my head down....he still hasnt talked to me since...and this was 2 yrs ago lol

wow, you been giving head since 14?

AshleighJane · 06-05-2009, 11:24 PM

i guess you could say that :P

djchameleon · 06-05-2009, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AshleighJane

lol funny experience..
i gave a guy head and i threw up all over him when he shoved my head down....he still hasnt talked to me since...and this was 2 yrs ago lol

:| that's not funny, I've had it happen to me.

06-05-2009, 10:57 AM	#662 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Well, unfortunately for you guys (but very luckily for me) I managed to avoid getting **** and puke anywhere, let alone everywhere. I think the main cause for this was I didn't unload an entire bottle of lube into the lass. So, unfortunately, I cannot answer your question :P __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

06-05-2009, 11:22 PM	#667 (permalink)
AshleighJane Music Addict Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 88	lol funny experience.. i gave a guy head and i threw up all over him when he shoved my head down....he still hasnt talked to me since...and this was 2 yrs ago lol __________________ My love....If only he was still alive♥

06-05-2009, 11:24 PM	#669 (permalink)
AshleighJane Music Addict Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 88	i guess you could say that :P __________________ My love....If only he was still alive♥

06-05-2009, 10:26 PM	#664 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	Anal sex is kinda gross... what's so great about it?

06-05-2009, 10:39 PM	#665 (permalink)
music_phantom13 Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 942	Good question. I've personally never seen the appeal of it; why go around the back when I can just come in the front? Tucker Max is really funny though, I guess a lot of the stuff he does is kinda messed up, but man is it a great read. All his stuff has me loling. EDIT: Can't believe I actually used loling... I disappoint myself.