The Sexual Experience Thread

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Maybe ask FPK.

In that case he can just go to Wendy's.

[Rock N' Roll Clown]

Like I promised Merrycaaant, I will share something that happened in the summer of 2011.
Me and 3 friends of mine were on a vacation in a Bulgarian resort where I have a villa. We were coming back from the beach and we took a short-cut through a hotel's yard. There were 3 Ukrainian girls (2 beautiful and 1 ugly) who had just woken up from a nap and started drinking. They asked us for a lighter (they just wanted to introduce themselves), so we sat next to them. Then happened something that I couldn't believe. The 3 of them drank a 700ml bottle of vodka for less than 15 minutes. In these 15 minutes I talked to them, but it was really hard, because they didn't understand English and I had to talk in Russian. I was very sick of the previous night's drinking, plus, I hadn't slept at all that night and just wanted to rest, but I invited them to my villa. Then, suddenly, the manager or the owner, I don't know who he was came and started shouting and swearing at us "This is private property, what are you doing here? Leave right now!..." We left, but waited the girls in front the gate. Luckily, they came.
When we got to the villa, the girls were barely walking (they were very drunk already), so they lay on a bed and my friends in the other room started preparing the table, the music and everything. I was in the bathroom, so when I got out, I went to the girl's room, because my clothes were there. Of course, I acted shy, I told them a couple of times through laughter "Please, go out, so I can dress", but then the ugly one directly told me "Come on, stop pretending, **** me." I didn't like her at all, but then one of my friends came in and I told him "Take care of the girl's needs, man". He picked her up and asked her what she wanted, they lay on the other bed and started making out (luckily he wasn't pretentious). The other 2 girls seemed that easy, too and I lay between them and started kissing the one and fingering her pussy. The other was so drunk that she barely watched. Then my other friend came out of the bathroom and as he entered the room he saw me with the 2 girls on the one bed and my friend ****ing the ugly girl on the other bed. He didn't wait for an invitation and started snuggling with the drunk girl as she was the only free one but she was that drunk that he couldn't even make her wet. At that moment I was ****ing the other girl already and I nearly died from laughter, because the whole picture was really funny. My fourth friend who by the time was cooking heard the laughter and came. What he saw shocked him and he started asking in Bulgarian "Which one to join? Which one?!" I laughed even harder. My friend with the ugly girl was almost over (he is really fast) and after a couple of minutes he went to the bathroom (he still hadn't washed himself from the beach). That fourth friend is a very close friend of mine, so he immediately started joking with me in Bulgarian "Look at your cock, look at your face.." and me and my girl went to the other room. My friend who tried with the most drunk girl was still trying to make her do something, but she was like dead. He became angry and cursed her and went out. I finished and told the girl to get out, she went to the bathroom and I fell asleep with her squirt on me (I was so tired that didn't care). After half an hour she woke me up and told me that they have to go. I went to the other room and saw that the friend who ****ed the ugly girl first was ****ing her again and the friend who had cursed the other girl waited for his turn, but they had to go (it was evening already) and he was left again, so he went to the toilet to jerk off (he was really angry). The drunk girl vomited and came to his mind a little, so they went. The dinner was just ready and we started eating and drinking again and laughed very hard about what has happened. It was a great experience
Edit 1: I'm sorry that it's so long but that's the shortest way I could present it.
Edit 2 (to Merrycaaant): I have been with a girl who's half-Russian, but I'll tell it another time

[14232949]

That was a truly great story Rock N Roll Clown.
I have a few questions for you;
-You say you own this villa? Is it your parents, or do you personally own it, I assumed you were around the same age as I am. 19 so would be pretty cool to have access to a villa.
-Your friend that was with the most drunken girl, he sounded like he was on the verge of rape is that normal behaviour for him?

Also, fat girls are usually the most appreciative of the attention so do things others want.
They're most likely the most experienced also, because anyone can hook up with a fat, ugly girl. Most guys don't have the confidence to try it with an attractive female so settle for what they can get without risking getting blown off.

[Rock N' Roll Clown]

I'm 18, and the villa is my grandfather's but the whole family has access to it. Me and my friends go there every summer for 1 week since 2010. It's pretty cool, yes.
A rape I haven't thought of it that way. In my language there's a phrase "No matter fat, cripple, or bald, if it has a hole it's gold." He is one of these guys. So, I'd say that it's his normal behavior.
And that about the fat girls, I think it's true, but I don't want to risk it.

[Janszoon]

rape comment + laughing smiley = asshole

[Sansa Stark]

The last few posts are making me consider buying a burdizzo.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Hermione

The last few posts are making me consider buying a burdizzo.

x2

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by Hermione

The last few posts are making me consider buying a burdizzo.

What is that?

Love your avatar by the way.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

What is that?

It's a device used to castrate animals.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Eeek that doesn't sound pleasant for the receiver.