Music Banter - The Sexual Experience Thread

I remember reading in a book called Sperm Wars by Dr. Robin Baker, that performing oral sex on your partner is a good way to find out if they're clean of STD's. I don't know if they each have their own particular flavor, or if it's just a general "warning, danger Will Robinson" but it was an interesting theory at least.

It's also a good way to catch one if they have it!!!

FRED HALE SR.

12-10-2012 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1260825)

It's also a good way to catch one if they have it!!!

Thats why you carry a sandwich bag with you just in case. :shycouch:

LoathsomePete

12-10-2012 11:23 AM

Well theoretically if it literally does smell like a rotten fish sandwich down there you wouldn't want to put your mouth on it.

Burning Down

12-10-2012 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1260834)

Thats why you carry a sandwich bag with you just in case. :shycouch:

Sandwich bags are not adequate alternatives to condoms or dental dams, hahaha. Neither is saran wrap :nono:

FRED HALE SR.

12-10-2012 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1260841)

Sandwich bags are not adequate alternatives to condoms or dental dams, hahaha. Neither is saran wrap :nono:

I wasn't serious. I've never gone down on a girl first date. I require a full medical screening before my tongue goes into action.

midnight rain

12-10-2012 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1260837)

Well theoretically if it literally does smell like a rotten fish sandwich down there you wouldn't want to put your mouth on it.

I feel like I need to change my username before anything I say is taken seriously in this thread.

Burning Down

12-10-2012 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1260842)

I wasn't serious. I've never gone down on a girl first date. I require a full medical screening before my tongue goes into action.

I know you weren't! Yeah I would not do anything either without seeing a negative STD test readout either, and I'd get one as well.

FRED HALE SR.

12-10-2012 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1260848)

I know you weren't! Yeah I would not do anything either without seeing a negative STD test readout either, and I'd get one as well.

So you seriously had your boyfriend take a test? Interesting.

Burning Down

12-10-2012 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1260850)

So you seriously had your boyfriend take a test? Interesting.

Actually he did it on his own without me saying anything to him. He never asked me to get a test either, I guess because I hadn't been with anyone before, but the gyno did one anyways when I went there.

But for any potential future partners, yes I would want them to get tested.

FETCHER.

12-10-2012 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1260841)

Sandwich bags are not adequate alternatives to condoms or dental dams, hahaha. Neither is saran wrap :nono:

So what about Farmfoods bags? They're thick and my fave.

Also if I found out my 'partner' slept with loads of people without protection then if make him go. Have you seen most Scottish chicks?

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