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Old 11-15-2012, 11:24 AM   #6571 (permalink)
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You can have sex with their arms, legs and head perhaps.
But how does that help the other person? Do you just lube up the stretched chick's thighs and go to town on those?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:33 AM   #6572 (permalink)
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I'm going to say... No, I can't imagine I would enjoy fitting some relatively large objects into my most exciting orifices.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:38 AM   #6573 (permalink)
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I'm going to say... No, I can't imagine I would enjoy fitting some relatively large objects into my most exciting orifices.
I just wanna say exciting orifices would be a great name for a band, just saying.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:39 AM   #6574 (permalink)
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I'm going to say... No, I can't imagine I would enjoy fitting some relatively large objects into my most exciting orifices.
Well, then I guess I'm out. *cue cretinous Butthead style laughing*
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:55 AM   #6575 (permalink)
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You let 'em fist you on the third date? Freak.
Not just anybody. I have to deem you special enough to let you do it.

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Apropos fisting ..

All guys above a certain age (4) have seen, on screen, women with extreme sexual abilities who are able to fit some relatively large objects into their most exciting orifices. Sometimes it's stimulating to watch, sometimes perhaps a bit repulsive, but it's always fascinating on some level - even if shagging these women would be like poking your schlong in a bucket of warm water. I've often wondered how world class stretchers get started on this sexual journey to become able to fit as much junk in the trunk or the clam as possible.

So my next question to you girls (and perhaps some guys) is .. are there any of you who like a bit of filling and stretching?
Honestly, it was scary enough to put a dick in there the first time, so no.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:57 AM   #6576 (permalink)
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Not just anybody. I have to deem you special enough to let you do it.
Well, you know, my hands are kinda small, and I keep my nails fairly short.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:58 AM   #6577 (permalink)
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Honestly, it was scary enough to put a dick in there the first time, so no.
In where? LOL
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:59 AM   #6578 (permalink)
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In where? LOL
My ear, silly. Didn't you know that's what tore meant by "exciting orifice"?
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:02 PM   #6579 (permalink)
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My ear, silly. Didn't you know that's what tore meant by "exciting orifice"?
Interesting. Kinky.
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:02 PM   #6580 (permalink)
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I was under the impression that he was talking about our nasal cavities.

And "nasal sex" is actually one of the tags in this thread. Huh.
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