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Old 11-07-2012, 01:07 AM   #6481 (permalink)
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OH MY GOD. If I can't properly enjoy oral sex again (because that visual is burned into my brain now), it's your fault!
Sure you won't enjoy it even more?

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How did you know?! I went home with a guy years ago who was eating me out when all of a sudden he stuck his tongue INSIDE my asshole and started sucking on it!! I freaked and told him to stop. Sooooo sick.
There you go. I guess some people are just suckers for that flavour. Anyways, surprise rimming is an extreme sport to say the least, especially when doing it to strangers. I figure that if someone didn't really clean out their fartrings with vigorous scrubbing in the the shower, possibly after bouts of enema to clean out the trunk first, you could basically catch a number of parasites by mouthing the pooper.

But on the other hand, you could get some helpful gut bacterias as well. I recently heard a radio documentary about how missing essential gut bacteria might contribute to peoples obesity as the bacterias help regulate appetite. Widespread use of antibiotics kill off our little helpers so many such helpful bacterias have become considerably more rare in parts of the world. And of course I've read studies indicating that children born the normal way are more healthy than their C-section counterparts, the likely explanation being that kids born the normal way get their faces rubbed in their mothers unmentionables (both unmentionable 1 & 2) as they're being pressed out and so pick up all those good bacterias on the way.

So I'm thinking obese people and babies should consider rimming people, if only for health reasons.
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Old 11-07-2012, 01:19 AM   #6482 (permalink)
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That last line is getting sig'd. I love you tore.
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Old 11-07-2012, 02:42 AM   #6483 (permalink)
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sexually I wish I could be like Hugh Hef and lounge in my robe all day and have crazy sex sessions with groups of dimepieces

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Old 11-07-2012, 07:00 AM   #6484 (permalink)
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Sexually, I wish CPR worked.
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Old 11-07-2012, 10:04 AM   #6485 (permalink)
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So here's a general question to y'all. Anyone ever been the recipient of a surprise rimming?
Yeah, dude! I took my car into the shop, and the ****ing mechanic tried to charge me for some Daytons that I never asked for. It was bull****!
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Old 11-07-2012, 10:23 PM   #6486 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2012, 05:22 AM   #6487 (permalink)
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So, anyone had a golden shower lately?

Or ever?
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Old 11-08-2012, 09:33 AM   #6488 (permalink)
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So, anyone had a golden shower lately?

Or ever?
Yeah, man! I was back in ancient Rome, and this douchebag named Caligula was throwing all these gold coins into a crowd, and I tried to pick one up, but it was like five hundred degrees, and it burned the **** outta my hand! What a ****in' prick!
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Old 11-08-2012, 12:54 PM   #6489 (permalink)
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Jesus Christ.

Any of you take pictures of yourself gaping lately?

If yes, can you send some to me?
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Old 11-08-2012, 12:54 PM   #6490 (permalink)
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Jesus Christ.

Any of you take pictures of yourself gaping lately?
No I usually bring in people to paint that, its much more colorful and inventive.
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