telephone for me?

Apparently we're still in high school so you have to be cool to do drugs.

just say no!

You should change your name to Howard the F u c k

Jus sayin

My peer pressure has tentacles, boiyo.

And then you dropped some acid?

Last night me and my girlfriend broke our record of 8 times in one day, our record now stands at 10 times. I know how that sounds but I do genuinely think that's pretty impressive, make of that what you will.

I'd probably be really sore after 5 times, let alone 10.

Quality not quantity.

I must be having quality sex, then.