Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1242932)

For real! I mean, come on, why else would he and Michelle be ~so in love~ after 20 years? Michelle is always at the front of everything with him, but Ann Romney is only ever a foot note or a punch line. She ain't getting any, and if she is, it's prob on the side...

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1242933)

Shes probably getting hot missionary sex at least once a year. He rolls over and hammers at it for a few seconds and then thinks about his offshore bank accounts and nuts one out. After that he probably has his personal chef make him a steak to get that bad taste out of his mouth.

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1242964)

No, if its missionary that means he has to look at her face at least once. That's too much personal, intimate contact for him.

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1242966)

Thats what pillows are for.

Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1242983)

Missionary is my favourite actually

Although according to sexinfo101, I actually am referring to the position "Drill." I feel weird just sitting there with my legs spread...like what am I supposed to do with them? So I just wrap them around him. He loves it though so w/e

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1243080)

Oh I do that too... or legs on shoulders.

Originally Posted by Bloozcrooz (Post 1243119)

Prove it ;)

Originally Posted by Phantom Limb (Post 1243139)

I like to suck on my girls toes while we get it on in that manner. She likes it a lot. :thumb: