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Burning Down 10-22-2012 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1242609)
because the thread is now going back on topic.
Okay if you say so. I had sex last night and it was awesome.

LuckyLovexoxoxxx 10-22-2012 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1242893)
Don't do it man.
is it that bad ?

FRED HALE SR. 10-22-2012 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1242894)
Okay if you say so. I had sex last night and it was awesome.
Me too. All three minutes was epic.

Burning Down 10-22-2012 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by LuckyLovexoxoxxx (Post 1242897)
is it that bad ?
He doesn't want people seeing his micropenis.

LuckyLovexoxoxxx 10-22-2012 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1242900)
He doesn't want people seeing his micropenis.
ewwwww

The Batlord 10-22-2012 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1242900)
He doesn't want people seeing his micropenis.
Now that's what I call reducing the size of government.

Sansa Stark 10-22-2012 11:09 AM
Speaking on Presidential Sexual Matters, I bet Barack has a huge one and him and Michelle have an EPIC sex life.

FRED HALE SR. 10-22-2012 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1242926)
Speaking on Presidential Sexual Matters, I bet Barack has a huge one and him and Michelle have an EPIC sex life.
You just know homeboy is packing a weapon of massive destruction.

Sansa Stark 10-22-2012 11:22 AM
For real! I mean, come on, why else would he and Michelle be ~so in love~ after 20 years? Michelle is always at the front of everything with him, but Ann Romney is only ever a foot note or a punch line. She ain't getting any, and if she is, it's prob on the side...

FRED HALE SR. 10-22-2012 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1242932)
For real! I mean, come on, why else would he and Michelle be ~so in love~ after 20 years? Michelle is always at the front of everything with him, but Ann Romney is only ever a foot note or a punch line. She ain't getting any, and if she is, it's prob on the side...
Shes probably getting hot missionary sex at least once a year. He rolls over and hammers at it for a few seconds and then thinks about his offshore bank accounts and nuts one out. After that he probably has his personal chef make him a steak to get that bad taste out of his mouth.


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