Music Banter - The Sexual Experience Thread

Okay yeah, the air mattress just isn't going to work out. I didn't think any sexual experience could be worse than doing it on a water bed, but here we are.

likuidcoka

10-14-2012 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1239864)

Tell your boyfriend to put vienna sausages in your ramen noodles.
Surely that's good for a BJ.

Eww..Vienna Sausage and ramen noodles.
You have got to be kidding me.:nono:
Thats prison food. =/

YUK!! You should be ashamed of even thinking about those two combinations.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ? (Post 1239944)

I only cook because I'm better at it than any woman.

Nice.

Very Nice.

Howard the Duck

10-14-2012 08:39 AM

feeling less and less interested in doing

more into watching

LuckyLovexoxoxxx

10-14-2012 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rjinn (Post 1240196)

That's pretty obvious. My statement is leading towards common behaviour.

yes it is

Scarlett O'Hara

10-19-2012 05:31 PM

I spent part of last night watching free cam girls (before their shows) and can I say, only a handful knew how to seduce. I was watching this Russian girl for ages and she kept cancelling her gold shows because it wasn't reaching target bids and she was getting so angry, calling the guys *******s etc. So funny!

Freebase Dali

10-19-2012 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1242045)

The fact that you know all this terminology and procedure that I do not... turns me on.

Scarlett O'Hara

10-20-2012 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1242107)

The fact that you know all this terminology and procedure that I do not... turns me on.

I love turning others on, but I could never be a cam girl. I guess I just have too much self respect.

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