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Old 10-13-2012, 10:34 AM   #6291 (permalink)
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Who?
The famous chinese TV chef.

Speaking of Chinese chefs and this being the Sexual Experience Thread I'd just like to point out that I would love to nail the **** out of Ching He Huang....

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Old 10-13-2012, 10:39 AM   #6292 (permalink)
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Speaking of Chinese chefs and this being the Sexual Experience Thread I'd just like to point out that I would love to nail the **** out of Ching He Huang....
Not bad, but it's all about Nigella Lawson.
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Old 10-13-2012, 10:40 AM   #6293 (permalink)
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If she can cook chinese food i'll consider a threesome.
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Old 10-13-2012, 10:40 AM   #6294 (permalink)
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Not bad, but it's all about Nigella Lawson.
Now she is banging!
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If she can cook chinese food i'll consider a threesome.
So you wouldn't need to check with them first?
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If she can cook chinese food i'll consider a threesome.
I'm sure she knows how to handle a noodle.
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I'm sure she knows how to handle a noodle.
Was that meant to be funny? Because I laughed.
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Old 10-13-2012, 11:00 AM   #6298 (permalink)
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Was that meant to be funny? Because I laughed.
Eh. I haven't really felt inspired in the funny department recently. Thanks for the pity laugh anyways.
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Eh. I haven't really felt inspired in the funny department recently. Thanks for the pity laugh anyways.
If you're looking to get laid, and you're not in college, I'd never say that again.
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