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Old 10-11-2012, 09:52 AM   #6271 (permalink)
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So, I was getting a massage the other day. When all of the sudden, she's naked. Two other women came in the room and started taking their clothes off. Then I looked at my penis and it turned into a golden dragon.

Then I was awake.
Doesn't matter. Had...oh, right.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-11-2012, 01:39 PM   #6272 (permalink)
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Well I guess this is the appropriate place to pop my posting cherry.
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:58 AM   #6273 (permalink)
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Well I guess this is the appropriate place to pop my posting cherry.
Was it good for you too?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:43 AM   #6274 (permalink)
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Nope, doesn't count in here. You're still a technical post virgin.
So it's like the posting version of taking it up the ass to keep your hymen intact?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:46 AM   #6275 (permalink)
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tighten your vagina

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you know walking around alot will do that
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:01 AM   #6276 (permalink)
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Man, I've never tried the shoutbox before. I guess I'm missing out.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:22 AM   #6277 (permalink)
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Oh, I do. I do. I'd prefer to suck my own, but I'll watch if there's nothing better to do.
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:18 PM   #6278 (permalink)
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Well, if you like watching people suck their own cocks, give it a try!
Want to watch me greese my little peen?
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Old 10-13-2012, 01:05 AM   #6279 (permalink)
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This seems to be completely backwards. The woman should be the one making me a steak while we're bangin'. And god help her if it isn't rare.


What if I just make some Top Ramen, will you touch me?
pshh...top ramen.

Get your ass in the kitchen and make me somn good.

Truth:

Men who cook and clean get laid more.
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Old 10-13-2012, 01:26 AM   #6280 (permalink)
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pshh...top ramen.

Get your ass in the kitchen and make me somn good.

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Men who cook and clean get laid more.
Tell your boyfriend to put vienna sausages in your ramen noodles.
Surely that's good for a BJ.
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