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The Batlord 10-11-2012 08:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1239204)
So, I was getting a massage the other day. When all of the sudden, she's naked. Two other women came in the room and started taking their clothes off. Then I looked at my penis and it turned into a golden dragon.

Then I was awake. :(
Doesn't matter. Had...oh, right. :(

Korva 10-11-2012 12:39 PM
Well I guess this is the appropriate place to pop my posting cherry.

The Batlord 10-12-2012 08:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Korva (Post 1239433)
Well I guess this is the appropriate place to pop my posting cherry.
Was it good for you too?

The Batlord 10-12-2012 09:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1239687)
Nope, doesn't count in here. You're still a technical post virgin.
So it's like the posting version of taking it up the ass to keep your hymen intact?

LuckyLovexoxoxxx 10-12-2012 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1239283)
tighten your vagina

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you know walking around alot will do that

The Batlord 10-12-2012 10:01 AM
Man, I've never tried the shoutbox before. I guess I'm missing out.

The Batlord 10-12-2012 10:22 AM
Oh, I do. I do. I'd prefer to suck my own, but I'll watch if there's nothing better to do.

Dr_Rez 10-12-2012 10:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1239718)
Well, if you like watching people suck their own cocks, give it a try!
Want to watch me greese my little peen?

likuidcoka 10-13-2012 12:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1238867)
This seems to be completely backwards. The woman should be the one making me a steak while we're bangin'. And god help her if it isn't rare.


What if I just make some Top Ramen, will you touch me?
pshh...top ramen.

Get your ass in the kitchen and make me somn good.

Truth:

Men who cook and clean get laid more.

Freebase Dali 10-13-2012 12:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by likuidcoka (Post 1239861)
pshh...top ramen.

Get your ass in the kitchen and make me somn good.

Truth:

Men who cook and clean get laid more.
Tell your boyfriend to put vienna sausages in your ramen noodles.
Surely that's good for a BJ.


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