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Old 10-07-2012, 03:41 PM   #6251 (permalink)
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This being the Sexual Experience Thread, I think it's pretty obvious "what's up".
I guess so.

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One thing that I have heard is that sex tends to be good when a man cooks around the house. I think I plan to do that especially if I decide to be with a white woman.
Well I don't know about all that being true. I'm a Brown Mexican woman and Ill suck off my man for an extra 5 minutes if he does anything extra special.It can be something as simple as his cap being slightly tilted.Or the cologne he has on..or cooking or washing dishes. As long as he shows appreciation .

Oh and not just black girls have big round asses.
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Old 10-08-2012, 07:36 AM   #6252 (permalink)
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The only white girls you know have protection orders against you.
KIEKIEKIEKIEKIEKIEKIEKIEKIE KIEKIERKIERKIERKIEKIERKIEKIERKIER
You made my day.

I don't stalk anybody sir. I mind my own business, these white girls I met approached not the other way around.

Sometimes I go in my house and watch some great booty shaking. That makes my time sometimes. I love it.
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The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock.

Girls are the sexy thing that God created.

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Old 10-08-2012, 08:28 AM   #6253 (permalink)
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He actually has a point. Doing the dishes sucks.
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Old 10-08-2012, 08:54 AM   #6254 (permalink)
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You made my day.
Can't you just say "LOL"?
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Old 10-09-2012, 07:22 AM   #6255 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:37 AM   #6256 (permalink)
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I think he means having sex while cooking around the house. Like fucking in the shed while balancing a hot plate on an old box of clothes and rustling up a steak.
This seems to be completely backwards. The woman should be the one making me a steak while we're bangin'. And god help her if it isn't rare.

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Well I don't know about all that being true. I'm a Brown Mexican woman and Ill suck off my man for an extra 5 minutes if he does anything extra special.It can be something as simple as his cap being slightly tilted.Or the cologne he has on..or cooking or washing dishes. As long as he shows appreciation .
What if I just make some Top Ramen, will you touch me?
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:41 AM   #6257 (permalink)
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What if I just make some Top Ramen, will you touch me?
Your other noodle?
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:28 PM   #6258 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:25 AM   #6259 (permalink)
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Your other noodle?
what noodle you want LOOOOL.
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The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock.

Girls are the sexy thing that God created.

Important to notice FPK.
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:46 AM   #6260 (permalink)
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What if I just make some Top Ramen, will you touch me?
No, not good enough. I need a full five course gourmet meal. Maybe more. Not the ****ty meals that college students typically eat.
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