The Sexual Experience Thread

Mojo · 10-07-2012, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

What if she's black?

Then you wouldn't need no steaks to feast on, not with that JUICY BOOTY.

/stereotypes

Burning Down · 10-07-2012, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

One thing that I have heard is that sex tends to be good when a man cooks around the house. I think I plan to do that especially if I decide to be with a white woman.

lolwut. My boyfriend cooks for me sometimes but not uh, while we're busy doing something else...

This whole conversation is hilarious.

Mojo · 10-07-2012, 07:22 AM

Does he mean that theres a better chance, as a man, of getting tasty treats if you can make, well, tasty treats?

If so, do black women not eat as much as white women?

Whoosh.

Franco Pepe Kalle · 10-07-2012, 09:15 AM

I meant in cooking in the kitchen.

anticipation · 10-07-2012, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

I meant in cooking crack in my kitchen.

no surprises here.

Mojo · 10-07-2012, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

I meant in cooking in the kitchen.

But why would this make sex better?

Franco Pepe Kalle · 10-07-2012, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk

But why would this make sex better?

Well I heard from several white girls I know that if a man cooks in a kitchen and does dishes, women (especially white) tend to be turned on and they tend to want more sex with their lover.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-07-2012, 12:30 PM

The only white girls you know have protection orders against you.

Burning Down · 10-07-2012, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

Well I heard from several white girls I know that if a man cooks in a kitchen and does dishes, women (especially white) tend to be turned on and they tend to want more sex with their lover.

My boyfriend cooks most of the food in this house because he's good at cooking, not because he wants to get in my pants. But I bake stuff for him though. I'm surprised he's not super fat.

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ?

The only white girls you know have protection orders against you.

Rjinn · 10-07-2012, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

Well I heard from several white girls I know that if a man cooks in a kitchen and does dishes, women (especially white) tend to be turned on and they tend to want more sex with their lover.

I don't know wtf is the point with race, but are you trying to say that pleasing your girlfriend by cooking and cleaning would make her more affectionately willing to have sex with you? Even though you're expressing it in a complete incoherent manner?

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