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Old 09-26-2012, 11:11 PM   #6201 (permalink)
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Maybe if I had a whales vagina.
yeah but I bet it would be an experience you'll never forget when it blows it's load.
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:14 PM   #6202 (permalink)
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You're killing me....

I wouldn't be around after it blows to find out.

Let's scale it down a little?
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:22 PM   #6203 (permalink)
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I love that, I think it brings you closer together with your man.
Definitely. I was just like "woah" afterwards.
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:26 PM   #6204 (permalink)
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And he deserved it after this incident!
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Old 09-27-2012, 04:59 AM   #6205 (permalink)
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I'm so comfortable here at MB that I'll share this with you:

Simultaneous orgasms happened to us today. It was glorious. Such a rare occurrence.
This has never happened to me although I can imagine how amazing it would be. I would definitely need some nap time after something as intense as that haha.
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:41 AM   #6206 (permalink)
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This has never happened to me although I can imagine how amazing it would be. I would definitely need some nap time after something as intense as that haha.
Nap time? lmao. With us it was like "hey you wanna try this again?" Didn't, but maybe later today!
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:22 AM   #6207 (permalink)
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Not the hairy end lol!
Where did you put it if not in the hairy end?
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:50 AM   #6208 (permalink)
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Where did you put it if not in the hairy end?
No wonder she only used it once.
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:52 AM   #6209 (permalink)
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Where did you put it if not in the hairy end?
Oh snap.
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Old 09-27-2012, 03:45 PM   #6210 (permalink)
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Any sexual stories updates lately?
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