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Old 09-25-2012, 10:38 AM   #6151 (permalink)
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I don't know how that happens. I'm not circumcised, and I've never had that problem. Are they just self conscious about sudsing up their meat and two veg?
i use penis fragrance some times, but they're hard to find
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 09-25-2012, 10:43 AM   #6152 (permalink)
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i use penis fragrance some times, but they're hard to find
Please tell me you made your penis smell like a banana.
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Old 09-25-2012, 10:47 AM   #6153 (permalink)
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Please tell me you made your penis smell like a banana.
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 09-25-2012, 11:04 AM   #6154 (permalink)
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So back to sex, I hate going down on a guy when his dick smells, yuck! I once made a guy shower and it still reeked. I told him, "I'm not touching that shit!"
Yeah I hate going down on a guy when his dick smells too. What guy doesn't take care of business and make his dick minty fresh before a good dick licking.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:01 PM   #6155 (permalink)
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I don't know how that happens. I'm not circumcised, and I've never had that problem. Are they just self conscious about sudsing up their meat and two veg?
I don't actually think anyone can have that problem either unless you just never, ever bathe. Ever.

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I think I'd take some BO over the smell of a durian.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:16 PM   #6156 (permalink)
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I don't actually think anyone can have that problem either unless you just never, ever bathe. Ever.


I think I'd take some BO over the smell of a durian.
The real disturbing fact is this guy knew he was gonna get a blowjob and still couldn't make his cock even presentable after showering.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:21 PM   #6157 (permalink)
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Had to look up what a Durian is...


How smelly is the durian? - YouTube

Most disturbing.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:27 PM   #6158 (permalink)
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Times like this make me really happy Smell-O-Vision never caught on.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:43 PM   #6159 (permalink)
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Times like this make me really happy Smell-O-Vision never caught on.
Apparently Samsung is trying to create a new Smell-o-vision. There is still hope Pete, keep your eyes peeled.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:53 PM   #6160 (permalink)
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The real disturbing fact is this guy knew he was gonna get a blowjob and still couldn't make his cock even presentable after showering.
Yeah I'd expect that a guy would take care of his junk if he knew it was gonna get some lovin'
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