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Old 09-18-2012, 04:06 PM   #6131 (permalink)
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So, do you just wear a sarong or something?
No... loose fitting jeans.
Aka, jeans that are not tight. I don't know if there's a more succint way of making the point.
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:04 AM   #6132 (permalink)
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I know I was joking, but I really don't like pants that much. Even loose fitting pants are more restrictive than I'd like. I think it might be time to get people thinking about sarongs or something when it isn't winter.
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:34 AM   #6133 (permalink)
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I know I was joking, but I really don't like pants that much. Even loose fitting pants are more restrictive than I'd like. I think it might be time to get people thinking about sarongs or something when it isn't winter.
Wear a dress. You'll look so gorgeous!
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Old 09-24-2012, 01:25 PM   #6134 (permalink)
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Okay so any future fashion talk can go here

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/65...ce-thread.html
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:22 PM   #6135 (permalink)
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So back to sex, I hate going down on a guy when his dick smells, yuck! I once made a guy shower and it still reeked. I told him, "I'm not touching that shit!"
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:27 PM   #6136 (permalink)
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So back to sex, I hate going down on a guy when his dick smells, yuck! I once made a guy shower and it still reeked. I told him, "I'm not touching that shit!"
Ewwwww, like excessive dick cheese or something? Nasty!
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:30 PM   #6137 (permalink)
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The thing is it looked clean but smelt like b.o. He was shaved too.
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:56 PM   #6138 (permalink)
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The thing is it looked clean but smelt like b.o. He was shaved too.
That's what she said.





















No, really... it is.
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:59 PM   #6139 (permalink)
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The thing is it looked clean but smelt like b.o. He was shaved too.
Ugh! Can't say I've ever had that problem lol
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:46 PM   #6140 (permalink)
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Ugh! Can't say I've ever had that problem lol
Thanks, now I'm the girl that attracts stinky dicks!
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