The Sexual Experience Thread

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

I'm circumcised, maybe his extra flap of elephant skin gets folded up inside.

Oh man, I laughed at that even though that's a ****ing gross visual. Also it's hilarious that you poked a little fun at the penis that he is so proud to have

This might take some investigation, better have him remove his pants the next time you see him.

To fix this problem for him, right?

[Mojo]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

If you want to walk around with penis-sweat soaked hands all day then your just flatout gross. As for my small penis, i'm only there for me anyway.

What do you actually think it takes to adjust? If you're picturing the hand going INSIDE the jeans and going to town, then I think you are mistaken.

[FETCHER.]

That is actually called masturbation and it would be semen soaking your hands.

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by mojopinuk

What do you actually think it takes to adjust? If you're picturing the hand going INSIDE the jeans and going to town, then I think you are mistaken.

One mans junk adjustment is another mans sweat palmed grope. Just saying. It amazes me that men think its fine to do this in public whether on the outer/inner part of their clothing. I also can't stand the guys that wear their pants around their ankles all the time, makes me wanna sucker punch em in the back of their head.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

That is actually called masturbation and it would be semen soaking your hands.

If you go at it enough times without showering, it gets pretty gamey down there.

[Mojo]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

One mans junk adjustment is another mans sweat palmed grope. Just saying. It amazes me that men think its fine to do this in public whether on the outer/inner part of their clothing. I also can't stand the guys that wear their pants around their ankles all the time, makes me wanna sucker punch em in the back of their head.

If you're on the outside of the clothing, why does sweat need to come into the equation at all here?

Adjustments generally means a quick shifting of things and frankly is less noticeable or obvious than a woman adjusting. If you're covered in sweat, you're either doing it wrong or you're just having too much fun.

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by mojopinuk

If you're on the outside of the clothing, why does sweat need to come into the equation at all here?

Adjustments generally means a quick shifting of things and frankly is less noticeable or obvious than a woman adjusting. If you're covered in sweat, you're either doing it wrong or you're just having too much fun.

I've stated 3 times I don't adjust my junk at anytime, so sweat/nonsweat, clothed/unclothed its never gonna be MY ISSUE. I find it dirty and unsanitary whether you do it through your levis or not. But by all means Gentlemen do what you gotta do.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

I've stated 3 times I don't adjust my junk at anytime, so sweat/nonsweat, clothed/unclothed its never gonna be MY ISSUE. I find it dirty and unsanitary whether you do it through your levis or not. But by all means Gentlemen do what you gotta do.

Why is it more unsanitary than touching anything else? I'm sure your cellphone and doorknobs have far more germs than the crotch of your pants.

[Mojo]

Ok, then I should make it clear that by 'you' I don't actually mean you, personally. My point was that when you say its unsanitary and sweaty, I have no choice but to believe that you don't quite understand what it is that people mean when they talk about adjusting.

is it unsanitary when a woman adjusts her bra? Whats the difference?

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Why is it more unsanitary than touching anything else? I'm sure your cellphone and doorknobs have far more germs than the crotch of your pants.

Which is why I always carry cleaning products with me so they aren't unsanitary. I somehow doubt that my earpiece on my phone has more germs then your underwear/levis do to begin with. Its a moot point though as apparently its the norm to adjust your genitals in public, who knew.