Music Banter - The Sexual Experience Thread

I'm going to just use this thread to ask the men here a question:

Why do you feel the need to ADJUST YOUR JUNK IN PUBLIC??

Like, this morning I was at the mall with my boyfriend, and he just outright starts shifting everything in the crotch area while we're in the middle of a crowd. I asked him why he couldn't do that in the washroom and he had no real answer.

So maybe you can offer one... lol

grow a penis for a day. keep a tally of how many times you get extremely uncomfortable and adjusting it immediately is absolutely imperative. i would say the number will be about 15 times.

Burning Down

09-16-2012 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez (Post 1231656)

No reason to be ashamed of shifting junk. Perfectly natural.

Well, he's definitely not ashamed of anything down there :laughing:

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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb (Post 1231667)

Cause sometimes you get itchy and you just need to adjust your junk. It can be unbearable sometimes.

Yeah I get that! It's more like "why can't you run to the nearest washroom!!" Maybe it's no different than when a girl adjusts her bra in public.

Freebase Dali

09-16-2012 03:28 PM

You guys need to start wearing boxers and/or pants that aren't so tight...

Burning Down

09-16-2012 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1231672)

grow a penis for a day. keep a tally of how many times you get extremely uncomfortable and adjusting it immediately is absolutely imperative. i would say the number will be about 15 times.

Oh wow, I thought it would be more than that lol

My boyfriend was also certain that circumcised men don't have to adjust themselves as much, for whatever reason. But I don't know how the **** he would know this unless it's something that guys talk about with each other.

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1231674)

You guys need to start wearing boxers and/or pants that aren't so tight...

I guess boxers would be a good start.

Freebase Dali

09-16-2012 03:57 PM

Gravity ensures that my d*ck and balls stay in roughly the same natural position when I'm standing up. Unless I had clothing to counter-act gravity, there would be no reason for me to adjust my package. So, to me, the answer is obvious.

Stop wearing clothing that makes your d*ck uncomfortable.

Sansa Stark

09-16-2012 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1231679)

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YorkeDaddy

09-16-2012 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1231679)

Stop having a penis that's < 9 inches long

Seriously. I wear boxers. It's pretty much unavoidable that I'm uncomfortable unless I'm wearing athletic shorts or sweats, but those aren't very appropriate in many situations. When I'm wearing anything khaki or jeans, I have to adjust fairly regularly and basically every guy I know has to do the same thing.

Howard the Duck

09-16-2012 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1231633)

you can do it in a polite social manner

i pull up my pants to shift my junk

Dr_Rez

09-17-2012 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1231657)

It's when they put their hands down their pants and keep it there!!

U mad bro?