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Old 08-30-2012, 01:29 PM   #6051 (permalink)
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There was an incidence on the news once at a place called Cogee Hotel. A woman asked for a steak well done and it was sent raw. She sent it back telling the waitress she was allergic to raw meat. They sent her another steak and it was still not well done so she sent it back again. A couple of the kitchen boys got pissed off and decided to ejaculated in her food. Some time after she caught herpes of the mouth. They took the food for testing and the Hotel got sued as well as the boys persecuted.

It's no joke. :P
Same exact thing happened here at an Olive Garden. They hid it well though in a pasta with alfredo sauce. Unprovoked and the lady got millions. I wouldn't want herpes for all the money in the world. People are ****ed up.
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Old 08-30-2012, 01:37 PM   #6052 (permalink)
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How is that possible to test the food? I don't know about everyone else but I don't keep the leftovers for testing incase I get herpes 2 months down the line. Oral herpes also only presents itself when you're stressed or run down, so the slag probably caught it off some random in college.
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Old 08-30-2012, 01:39 PM   #6053 (permalink)
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How is that possible to test the food? I don't know about everyone else but I don't keep the leftovers for testing incase I get herpes 2 months down the line. Oral herpes also only presents itself when you're stressed or run down, so the slag probably caught it off some random in college.
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Old 08-30-2012, 01:44 PM   #6054 (permalink)
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How is that possible to test the food? I don't know about everyone else but I don't keep the leftovers for testing incase I get herpes 2 months down the line. Oral herpes also only presents itself when you're stressed or run down, so the slag probably caught it off some random in college.
In the instant I described the lady noticed an odd taste and asked for the manager. After discovering it had an odd smell the manager saved the food. Obviously if somebody ****ed in your alfredo sauce it is certainly something you can test.

Had to edit because i typed the manager tasted it. LOL
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Old 08-30-2012, 01:50 PM   #6055 (permalink)
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Had to edit because i typed the manager tasted it. LOL


Yep, that tastes like Brad.
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Old 08-30-2012, 01:52 PM   #6056 (permalink)
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Yep, that tastes like Brad.
And he would know that how...?
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Old 08-30-2012, 02:42 PM   #6057 (permalink)
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And he would know that how...?
Your use of expressive smilies amuses me.
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Old 08-30-2012, 02:56 PM   #6058 (permalink)
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Your use of expressive smilies amuses me.
They help to drive the point home, you know?
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Old 08-31-2012, 10:03 AM   #6059 (permalink)
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Yep, that tastes like Brad.
I know because Brad has diabetes.
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Old 08-31-2012, 10:17 AM   #6060 (permalink)
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So he tastes like honey?
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