The Sexual Experience Thread

PoorOldPo · 08-29-2012, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki

Won't it get crusty and dry?

Nah man, it won't, it'll cool and liquify, then just store it in a bottle, preferably a nice plastic bottle, and then just pour it over the fukers.

Key · 08-29-2012, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

Nah man, it won't, it'll cool and liquify, then just store it in a bottle, preferably a nice plastic bottle, and then just pour it over the fukers.

It's almost as if...you know how to do this...almost as if...you've done it before.

Burning Down · 08-29-2012, 03:30 PM

I don't even know where to begin with this...OMG YOU CAN COOK WITH SEMEN.

PoorOldPo · 08-29-2012, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

I don't even know where to begin with this...OMG YOU CAN COOK WITH SEMEN.

Damn hippies, cooking their omplettes with semen!

**Janszoon** · 08-29-2012, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

I don't even know where to begin with this...OMG YOU CAN COOK WITH SEMEN.

Is that for really?

Burning Down · 08-29-2012, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Is that for really?

According to Epicurious it is! The Epi-Log on Epicurious.com: Cooking With Semen

The recipe in that link asks for 1/2 oz of semen. That's a lot isn't it?

How does any normal man produce that much at once? I guess you just have to save it.

Here, you can actually purchase it: Self Publishing, Book Printing and Publishing Online - Lulu

Semen is not bad for you and it's not going to do anything to you, but it's still strange that someone came up with recipes that incorporate it

bob. · 08-29-2012, 07:59 PM

"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. "

seriously WTF!

9cc is average so yeah 1/2 oz is quite a bit

Burning Down · 08-29-2012, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bob.

"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. "

seriously WTF!

Inexpensive to produce? Wouldn't it be free? Okay, maybe you have to buy the poor guy a drink first, but still. And sure, it's available everywhere there is a man. Especially if you ARE a man

I wonder if some women would actually take their partner's semen, make something from the book with it, and then feed the end product to them without revealing the secret ingredient - so they'd be unknowingly tasting their own ***. I wouldn't.

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9cc is average so yeah 1/2 oz is quite a bit

Yeah, I thought so.

bob. · 08-29-2012, 08:11 PM

i am never eating at a restaurant where a man works again

**Janszoon** · 08-29-2012, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bob.

i am never eating at a restaurant where a man works again

08-29-2012, 07:59 PM	#6027 (permalink)
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08-29-2012, 08:11 PM	#6029 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	i am never eating at a restaurant where a man works again __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

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Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	I don't even know where to begin with this...OMG YOU CAN COOK WITH SEMEN.