Music Banter - The Sexual Experience Thread

I got my hand in my girlfriend's pants during the Batman movie.
She's not my girlfriend anymore.
I would advise not putting your hand down your girlfriend's pants during the Batman movie.

That is so naughty. :)

Janszoon

08-26-2012 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rjinnx (Post 1223866)

Why is it that people are compelled towards sexual activities in a cinema?

Put people in a dark room and they get frisky.

Howard the Duck

08-26-2012 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rjinnx (Post 1223866)

Why is it that people are compelled towards sexual activities in a cinema?

i covered my lap with a jacket and had a girl give me a blowjob underneath it

Stephen

08-26-2012 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1223967)

i covered my lap with a jacket and had a girl give me a blowjob underneath it

LOL how discreet of you.

PoorOldPo

08-27-2012 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1223940)

Put people in a dark room and they get frisky.

That **** actually goes on?? I just watch the film!

Rjinn

08-27-2012 04:31 AM

Yea I guess those reason are understandable. I'd rather go to a bar really than waste an opportunity to watch a film.

Howard the Duck

08-27-2012 05:33 AM

i'd only get frisky if the movie is a pile of ****

otherwise, it's GTFO, bitch

Scarlett O'Hara

08-27-2012 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conchobhar (Post 1223995)

That **** actually goes on?? I just watch the film!

I've given a guy a blow job in the cinema before, but we were the only ones in the theatre.

Howard the Duck

08-27-2012 06:20 AM

can anybody teach me how to make a girl squirt?

Rjinn

08-27-2012 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1224025)

can anybody teach me how to make a girl squirt?

It depends on the girl. Some have the ability some don't.

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