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Old 08-23-2012, 12:39 PM   #5891 (permalink)
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Old 08-23-2012, 12:44 PM   #5892 (permalink)
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They are both just excess fat. I'm more of a hearty guy i really dig their hearts.

VOMITS.
KIEKIEKIEKIEEEEE. Understand Fred. I get more thrilled about booties. Believe me. Of course I like tits. I sometimes get distracted but I am more thrilled when I see a girl with a nice booty.
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Old 08-23-2012, 12:44 PM   #5893 (permalink)
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Me, I like Booty more than tits.
And personality no doubt?
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Old 08-23-2012, 12:48 PM   #5894 (permalink)
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And personality no doubt?
I am being honest. I get more thrilled about Booty.
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Old 08-23-2012, 12:48 PM   #5895 (permalink)
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KIEKIEKIEKIEEEEE. Understand Fred. I get more thrilled about booties. Believe me. Of course I like tits. I sometimes get distracted but I am more thrilled when I see a girl with a nice booty.
Of course, nothing, absolutely nothing should distract you from what matters most. All educated opinion is in agreement. Personality? Intelligence? Sense of humour? These are mere trifles, man, do not consider them. Your woman must first have booty.
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Old 08-23-2012, 12:50 PM   #5896 (permalink)
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Of course, nothing, absolutely nothing should distract you from what matters most. All educated opinion is in agreement. Personality? Intelligence? Sense of humour? These are mere trifles, man, do not consider them. Your woman must first have booty.
I am not saying I can't date a female who is a model type but I would like a female who has a nice booty. But I don't discriminate.
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Old 08-23-2012, 12:51 PM   #5897 (permalink)
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Of course, nothing, absolutely nothing should distract you from what matters most. All educated opinion is in agreement. Personality? Intelligence? Sense of humour? These are mere trifles, man, do not consider them. Your woman must first have booty.
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Old 08-23-2012, 12:54 PM   #5898 (permalink)
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I am being honest. I get more thrilled about Booty.
And if she's dumb as a post? I think personality trumps all in the end.

I know this guy who is really good looking and athletic and ****, and girls are all over him, but they fail to see that he's world class douche.
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Old 08-23-2012, 01:02 PM   #5899 (permalink)
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And if she's dumb as a post? I think personality trumps all in the end.

I know this guy who is really good looking and athletic and ****, and girls are all over him, but they fail to see that he's world class douche.
Look Burning Down, of course I want a woman to nice. I want a woman who can be strong and can be independent. I want a woman who can be herself. Of course I want a reasonable woman. But if she is also curvy. That would be nice.
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Old 08-23-2012, 01:05 PM   #5900 (permalink)
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Look Burning Down, of course I want a woman to nice. I want a woman who can be strong and can be independent. I want a woman who can be herself. Of course I want a reasonable woman. But if she is also curvy. That would be nice.
Throw in cooking, cleaning and auto detailing and i might be interested.
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